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Oscar Awards Time

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WEll I am going to nominate me cos I am the one hahaha

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Maybe we could issue some titles by default!

Titles ?

Like, "His Royal Dustiness" ? :D

"Sir Mud in the Crack" ? :D

"The Right Honourable (and Sober) Member in Dry Standing" ? :D

His Washup :o

So when are you guys going to deliver all my awards?

Bitch

http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/index.php?sh...=90198&st=0

taxexile's post in the sukhumvit appreciation thread is contender for post of the year IMO:

ahhhh , lower sukhumvit.

the knightsbridge , the 5th avenue , the champs elysses of bangkok.

stroll relaxedly along the greasy sidewalks , gently sidestepping the open sewers , thoughtfully placed lamp posts , telephone kiosks , and fizzing high voltage cables . get into the action as you experience the thrill of dodging motor cycles as they buzz you incessantly.

try out your new climbing gear as you negotiate 2 metre high kerbstones , enjoy local culture as your are assailed with the delicate sounds of jolly natives as they curse you viciously for not buying their crap , smile thankfully as diseased hermaphrodites thrust their hands into your pockets and help to check your change for you , reel staggeringly across the pavement as a hard blast of garlic , chilli , stale tobacco and gum disease breath from a gold encrusted lowlife tout peels the suntan from your face . listen attentively as a polyester clad indian beseeches you to enter his shop to buy an overcoat , and gaze in wonderment as local food sellers demonstrate their fastidious attention to personal hygiene by pulling grenade sized lumps of viscous mucus from their tiny little noses before putting those papays chunks into a plastic bag for you to eat.

watch sophisticated european and americans , wobble gracelessly along , their sleeveless t shirts revealing humid jungly carpets of body hair , their menfolk meanwhile belching approvingly as another mouthful of beer dribbles off their chin .

watch swarthy middle eastern types search in vain for that hard to find razor blade shop , whilst their pear shaped women waddle behind them carrying large suitcases full of smaller suitcases.

bulge and throb excitedly as herpetic doxies blow kisses at you and tempt you with offers of unspeakable delights , and throw all caution to the wind as you enter madam happies emporium of soapy and oily delights , well you would if only that bad tempered nagging crone that you married 25 years ago would fukc off and leave you alone for a couple of hours.

lower sukhumvit ? ....... its best by skytrain.

:o:D

In three days the categories and the nominees shall be released.

Those who remember to wish your royal pain in the host a happy day on the 7th shall possibly but not necessarily receive preferential treatment.

(Those who are two faced lying gits who talk about your host behind his back in a negative and derogatory manner shall be considered equal canditates, as yours truly is not really the ar.sehole you think he is but actually, just the plain straightforward klown. that's all for now folks.... :o )

In three days the categories and the nominees shall be released.

Those who remember to wish your royal pain in the host a happy day on the 7th shall possibly but not necessarily receive preferential treatment.

(Those who are two faced lying gits who talk about your host behind his back in a negative and derogatory manner shall be considered equal canditates, as yours truly is not really the ar.sehole you think he is but actually, just the plain straightforward klown. that's all for now folks.... :o )

What ARE you talking about? Your weird :D

In three days the categories and the nominees shall be released.

Those who remember to wish your royal pain in the host a happy day on the 7th shall possibly but not necessarily receive preferential treatment.

(Those who are two faced lying gits who talk about your host behind his back in a negative and derogatory manner shall be considered equal canditates, as yours truly is not really the ar.sehole you think he is but actually, just the plain straightforward klown. that's all for now folks.... :o )

What ARE you talking about?

im lost too!! :D:D

If you are lost then you need to 'tune in'!

Never mind... Being grumpy... It's rained for three days non stop and my house is under water... Wheres the rain thread when you need it?

Hi Tip-lurker. !

Never mind... Being grumpy... It's rained for three days non stop and my house is under water... Wheres the rain thread when you need it?

Hi Tip-lurker. !

Whiniest Member - (You know who)

Soonest to have a birthday - (if he lives that long)

I know what rabbit stew tastes like, what does klown stew taste like ? :D Probably all gristle and fat. :D

Least tasty member ? :o

Most Talked About Behind Their Back (But Still Somehow Aware Of It) Member ? :D

So when are you guys going to deliver all my awards?

Sorry Donz. Most Unusual Object Jammed Up Your Orifice was dropped as a catagory this year.

So when are you guys going to deliver all my awards?

Sorry Donz. Most Unusual Object Jammed Up Your Orifice was dropped as a catagory this year.

:D:D:o

WEll I am going to nominate me cos I am the one hahaha

I thought "neo" was the one ?

totster

Hi Tip-lurker. !

:D Quite lately, ain't I? :D

Uh Huh :o

I do recall a certain someone was supposed to be sending me emails and pics while he was enjoying the good times in Thailand (to stick it to me for all the jibs and jibes I gave him while I was there and he wasn't) !

Good thing I brought along my own pics to tide me over until I return again !!

Hi Tip-lurker. !

:D Quite lately, ain't I? :D

Uh Huh :o

I do recall a certain someone was supposed to be sending me emails and pics while he was enjoying the good times in Thailand (to stick it to me for all the jibs and jibes I gave him while I was there and he wasn't) !

Good thing I brought along my own pics to tide me over until I return again !!

Maybe you can swap the pictures for a few camels!

Maybe you can swap the pictures for a few camels!

Depending on the pics, I could probably get a lot more than camels for them ! It's kind of surprising (in a Muslim country) just how many people want me to bring them "sexy magazines" and "sexy photos" on CDs.

At first I thought is was some kind of set-up, trying to entrap me or something. Now I know they are just a bunch of horn-dogs that would surf the 'net all day long for porn if they could !

More categories for the awards ?

Horniest Member ?

Least Horny Member ?

Least Likely to EVER Get Laid Member ?

:o

Least Likely to EVER Get Laid Member ?

I nominate........

No, better just leave it at that .... flocking chicks doesn't count does it :o

Least Likely to EVER Get Laid Member ?

I nominate........

No, better just leave it at that .... flocking chicks doesn't count does it :o

Jeez, Louise, the focking chicks don't ever count dude, just tell em wot dey wanna heer....! :D:D:D

redrus

The TV.Oscar initial Category Nominations were due on the seventh.

Since this is Thai related, I'm running on schedule then.

Watch this space!

The TV.Oscar initial Category Nominations were due on the seventh.

Since this is Thai related, I'm running on schedule then.

Watch this space!

When should we watch this space, wabbit?

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The TV.Oscar initial Category Nominations were due on the seventh.

Since this is Thai related, I'm running on schedule then.

Watch this space!

When should we watch this space, wabbit?

Apparently for a long time. Wabbits seem to have short attention spans. :o

Maybe he got flattened by a car!

As long as he doesnt go Duck Hunting, Kayo is fine by me.. :o

Not having seen a pic of the Donz I see him as a Tom Cruise Look Alike.. :D:D

Maybe he got flattened by a car!

Not having seen a pic of the Donz I see him as a Tom Cruise Look Alike.. :D:o

More like Rodney Dangerfield (who got about the same amount of respect as the donz gets !) :D

The TV.Oscar initial Category Nominations were due on the seventh.

Since this is Thai related, I'm running on schedule then.

Watch this space!

We forgive you a few -Thai- days Kayo but it's the 28th December now and the year is almost done...or did you mean the seventh December 2007 ? :o

LaoPo

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