Jump to content

Recommended Posts

Posted

A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Transcontinental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly ... he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying,

"Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.

"Good," she replied. "Get your own f.....g blanket"!

After a moment of silence, he farted.

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.


  • Topics

  • Popular Contributors

  • Latest posts...

    1. 12

      Thailand Live Wednesday 23 July 2025

    2. 1

      Duty-Free Giant King Power Closes Shops in Bangkok and Pattaya

    3. 7

      Helmet noise

    4. 0

      Two Lao Nationals Caught Smuggling 8,000 Bottles of Unlicensed Cough Syrup at Border

    5. 12

      Thailand Live Wednesday 23 July 2025

    6. 0

      University Lecturer Arrested in Khon Kaen Crystal Meth Sting Operation

  • Popular in The Pub

×
×
  • Create New...