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Knock Knock.......who's There

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Tiz me silly,

Seems I've staggered in here quietly not knowing what to expect :D

Is it compulsory to read 52 pages of BUMS ,,,I'm currently stuck at Post 7 ( The argie girls )

I was hoping for a better class of twaddle, but my initial lurking only shows a lot of Ozzie in fighting between you know who. There's just no getting away from it :o

I almost feel as if I've been upgraded from Economy to Business, time will tell.

Anyways, if you all bash too hard I might just run back from whence I came.

Regards with trepidation :D

knock knock..

who's there ?

Doctor..

Doctor who ?

.. yes.. how did you guess...!

Is it compulsory to read 52 pages of BUMS ,,,I'm currently stuck at Post 7 ( The argie girls )

I don't think it's compulsory ..... but I did :o

Is it compulsory to read 52 pages of BUMS ,,,I'm currently stuck at Post 7 ( The argie girls )

You mean there is actually something to read there? :o

Is it compulsory to read 52 pages of BUMS ,,,I'm currently stuck at Post 7 ( The argie girls )

You mean there is actually something to read there? :o

Only Donz, but don't let that put you off.

knock knock

who's there ?

any little old lady

any little old lady who ?

Woah.. didn't know you could yodel

Welcome, OneeyedJohn, to Boredlam. :D:D:D

hey, how can you say that! We have exciting reads, such as the First Word, the Last Word and new....hold your breath! The Inbetween Word. You are also invited to make the very last full stop past the last word and so on. Massive excitement awaits the permanent poster! :o

Welcome on the path to the end of your life. :o

LaoPo

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Thanks for that....my motto will be 'Decorum in the Forum'

WElcome to the nuthouse:

Knock knock

Whos there

Amos

Amos who

A mosquito

:o:D:D:D:D:D:D

Knock knock

Who's there

The interrupting cow

The interru .... MOOOOOOOOOOO

:o

//edit/interrupted

knock knock

whos there

another

another who

another mosquito

:o

Seems I've staggered in here quietly not knowing what to expect :o

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Lisa

Lisa Who?

Lisa you can do is let me in!

Well it's too late for that now, it would appear OEJ, but now you are in, there is no way out, until you fall asleep anmd just don't wake up.

Good Luck

Moss

And one for Kayo!

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Yachts

Yachts Who?

Yachts up Doc????? :o

Is it compulsory to read 52 pages of BUMS ,,,I'm currently stuck at Post 7 ( The argie girls )

You mean there is actually something to read there? :o

Only Donz, but don't let that put you off.

Hey it started great and was going down hill (only slightly) So I had to shake things up and look how much it has picked up from my complaining. :D

:D

Knock-Knock Humor

Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Radio

Radio Who?

Radio not, here I come...

Knock-knock.

Who's there?

Toby.

Toby Who?

Toby ... or not to be!

Knock-Knock

Who's there?

StopWatch

Stopwatch who?

StopWatch yer doin and open this door!

Knock knock

Who's there?

I used

I used who?

I used to be able to reach doorbell, but now I can't!

Knock Knock

Whos there ?

Oscar

Oscar who ?

Oscar stupid question, you get a stupid answer!

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Ears

Ears who?

Ears looking at you kid!

Knock-Knock

Who's there?

Deduct

Deduct who ?

Donald Deduct!

Knock Knock

Who's there ?

Mickey

Mickey who?

Mi-key is lost, so lemme in!

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Dishes!

Dishes who?

Dishes the Cops!

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Diploma

Diploma who?

Di-ploma to fix your blocked bog!

Knock Knock

Who's There?

Lil' Old Lady

Lil Old Ladee Who?

Amazing, I never knew you could yodel!

Knockety Knock

Who's There?

Abby

Abby Who?

Abby birthday to you :D

Knoc Knoc

Who's There?

Monroe

Monroe who?

Monroe row your boat, gently down the stream!

Knock-knock

Whose there?

Dee

Dee who?

Dee -licious Cookies for sale!

Knock Knock

Who's There?

Dwayne

Dwayne who?

Dwayne the bwuddy bwathtub, I'm Dwowning!

Knok Knok

Who's There?

Dishes

Dishes Who?

Dishes the Police, put your hands up!

Nock Nock

Whose there?

Police

Police who?

Police open the door cos I'm freezin out here!

Knock-knock

Who's there?

Ben

Ben who?

Ben knockin on your door all day...!!!

Knock, knock

who there?

Ivona

Ivona who?

Ivona tinkle, but cannae find the bathroom!

Knock Knock

Whos there?

Super

Super who?

Super Kali Fragile Istic Xp ala Docious ;-)

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Minnie

Minnie Who?

Minnie people out here freezing. OPEN THE DOOR!!

Nock Nock

Who's there?

Pete

Pete who?

Pete-za delivery boy here!

Knock, knock

Who there?

D.J

D.J who?

D.J know there's another 200 of these knock-kncok jokes for you to get through :D

Knock Knock!

Whos there?

Doughnut

Doughnut who?

Doughnut open until Xmas!

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Howdy

Howdy who?

Howdy no get the doorbell fixed yet!

Knock knock

Whos there?

Butcher

Butcher who?

Butcher little arms around me honey!

Knock knock

Who's there?

Cowsays

Cowsays who?

Cow says Moo, not who!

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Leaf

Leaf who?

Leaf me alone

Knock Knock

Whos there?

Rhino

Rhino who?

Rhino every knock-knock joke, so stop sending them to me :D

Knock-Knoc

Who's there?

Justin

Justin who?

Justin time for ma dinner.

Knock knock

Who there?

Boo

Boo who?

Boo who, stop crying you big baby!

Knock knock

Who's there?

Ach

Ach Who?

God Bless You!

Knock Knock

Who's There?

Theodore

Theodore who?

[hold yer nose] - Theodore got slammed on my nose!

Knock Knock

Who's There?

Art who?

R-2-D-2

Knock Knock

Who's There?

Otto

Otto who?

Otto remember, but I can't!

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Tail

Tail Who?

Tail all your friends to visit Humorsphere!

Knock Knock

Whoo there?

Ben.

Ben Who?

Ben..dover!

Knock Knock,

Who's there?

Kook

Kook who?

You should start selling Swiss clocks!

Knock Knock,

Who's there?

Hav

Hav who?

Hav you no fixed the doorbell yet!

Knock Knock

Who's there

Dozen

Dozen who?

Dozen anyone wanna let me in !

For more please visit :-

http://www.humorsphere.com/knock_knock_jokes/index.htm

Yours truly, :o

Kan Win :D

P.S. “OneeyedJohn” Welcome to The Bedloom :D

So many knock-knock jokes only work in the telling! (and even then...)

Jeez kan .. you used em all up..

totster :o

:D

Not quite "Totster"

Page 2

Knock-Knock Page 2

Knock knock

Who's there?

Barry

Barry who?

Barry nice to see you my friend!

Knock, Knock

Who's there?

Honey Bee

Honey Bee who?

Honey, bee a sweetie and please get me a Cola!

Knock-knock

Who's there?

Luck

Luck who?

Luck through yer keyhole and you'll find out!

Knock knock

Who's there?

Hank

Hank who?

You're welcome.

Knock-Knock

Who's there?

Beets

Beets who?

Beets Me!

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Razor

Razor who?

Razor hands up buddy, this is a Stick Up!

Knock knock

Who's there?

Repeat

Repeat who?

Who, who, who!

Knock knock

Who's there?

Doris

Doris who?

Doris locked, I'm a comin in through yer window!

Knock Knock

Who's there?

I love.

I love who?

How am I supposed to know, you tell me!

KnockKnock

Who's there?

Wooden shoe

Wooden shoe who?

Wooden Shoe like to know!

Knockknock

Who's there?

Matthew

Matthew who?

Matthew lace came undone, can you tie it?

Knock-knock

Who's there?

Zara

Zara who?

Zara doctor in the house?

Knoc Knock

Who's there?

Cash

Cash who?

No, I prefer peanuts.

Knock knock

Who's there?

Nobel

Nobel who?

Nobel so I'll knock.

Knick Knock

Who's There?

Arthur

Arthur who?

Arthur any more cookies left?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Mother

Mother who?

Mother in law here for the weekend!

Knock, knock

Who's there?

Omar

Omar who?

Omar goodness, I got the wrong address!

Knock, knock

Who's there?

Nick

Nick who?

Nick nack paddy wack, give ma dog his bone!

Knock knock

Who's there?

Mary lee

Mary lee who?

Mary lee we roll along, roll along, roll along...

Knock knock

Who's there?

Les

Les who?

Les go to the cinema.

Knock, knock

Who's there?

Isabelle

Isabelle who?

Isabelle still broken?

Knock knock

Who's there?

Water

Water who?

Water you answering the door for?

Knockknock

Who's there?

Moo

Moo who?

Please make yer mind up - are you a cow or owl?

Knock knock

Who's there?

Ice cream

Ice cream who?

Ice cream every time I see Ghosts!

Knock knock

Who's there?

Olive

Olive who?

Olive You!

Knock knock

Who's there?

Icy

Icy who?

I see your wearing no underwear!!!

Knock knock

Who's there?

Cargo

Cargo who?

Cargo vroom vroom...

Knock knock

Who's there?

Ivan

Ivan who?

Ivan to suck your blood!

Knock knock

Who's there?

Norma Lee

Norma Lee who?

Normalee I ring the doorbell, but you don't have one!

Knock knock

Who's there?

Spank

Spank who?

Spank You

Knock-knock

Who's there?

Omelet

Omelet who?

Omelet smarter than you think!

Knock knock

Who's there?

Closure

Closure who?

Closure dang mouth when you're eating!

Knockknock

Who's there?

Despair

Despair who?

Despair tire is flat

and then Page 3

Knock Knock Page 3

Knock Knock

Who's There?

Nunya

Nunya Who?

Nunya business buddy!

Knock-knock

Who's There?

Owl

Owl Who?

Owl you know unless you open the door!

Knock knock

Who's there?

Pecan

Pecan who?

Pecan someone your own size!

Knock knock

Who's There?

Cockadoodle

Cockadoodle Who?

No, you idiot, it's Cockadoodle Doo!

Knock-nock

Who's there?

House

House who?

House it going dude?

Knock Knock

Who's there

Diesel

Diesel who?

Diesel teach me to go knocking around doors!

Knock knock

Who's there

Eskimo!

Eskimo who?

Eski-mo questions, I'll tell you no lies...

Knockknock

Who's there?

Annie

Annie who?

Annie thing you can do, I can do better!

Kncok Knock

Who's there?

Latin!

Latin who?

Latin me in would be a good idea!

Knock knock

Who's there?

Dot

Dot who?

Dots for me to know and you to find out

Knock, Knock.

Who's there?

Thistle who?

Thistle have to hold you until the dinner's ready.

Knock knock

Who's there?

Accordion

Accordion who?

Accordion to the weather forecast it's gonna snow tomorrow!

KnockKnock

Who's there?

Harry

Harry who?

Harry up and open the blinkin door!

Knockknock

Who's there?

Mary

Mary who?

Mary me and I'll be your sweetheart forever!

Knock Knock

Who's There?

Wah

Wah Who?

Hey man, no need to get so excited about it...

Knock, Knock

Who's there?

Phyllis

Phyllis who?

Phyllis up a jug of water would ya!

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Anita

Anita who?

Anita tissue....

Knock knock

Who's there?

Aardvark

Aardvark who?

Aardvark a thousand miles just to see you smile :D

Knock knock

Who's there?

Dexter

Dexter who?

Dexter halls with bows of holly...

Knock knock

Who's there?

Madam

Madam who?

Madam foot is caught in your door

knock Knock

who's there ?

Venue.

venue who

Venue gonna open this door!

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Moscow

Moscow who?

Moscow gives more milk than pa's cow

Knockety Knock

Who's There?

Georgia

Georgia Who?

Georgia the Jungle... Watch out for that tree!!!

Knock knock

Who's there?

Chesterfeild

Chesterfeild who?

Chester feeled my leg so I gave him a slap!

Knockknock

Who's there?

Who

Who who?

Hey, do you have an owl in there?

Knock knock

Who's there?

Moose

Moose who?

Moose you be so Nosy?

Knock Knock

Who's There?

Athena.

Athena who?

Athena flying saucer!!!

Knock knock

Who's there?

Yule.

Yule who?

Yule never know!

Knock Knock

Who there?

Mafia

Mafia who?

Mafia killing me

(ma feet a killin me)

Knock knock

Who's there?

Doris

Doris Who?

Doris open, so come on in.

Knockknock

Who's there?

Teresa

Theresa Who?

Teresa Green...

Knock Knock

Who's There?

Huron

Huron Who?

Huron time for once!!!

Knock knock

Who's there?

Doctor

Doctor Who?

You just said it!

(hey, I couldn't Not put the above one in ;-) )

Knock Kock

who's there?

Irish stew

Irish stew Who?

Irish stew in the name of the law...

Knock Knock

Who's There?

Oswald

Oswald who?

Oswald my bubblegum...

Knock knock

Who's there?

Dime

Dime who?

Dime to stop telling these knock knock jokes... :D

That’s your lot from me. :D

Yours truly, :D

Kan Win :o

:D

Not quite "Totster"

Page 2

Knock-Knock Page 2

Knock knock

Who's there?

Barry

Barry who?

Barry nice to see you my friend!

Knock, Knock

Who's there?

Honey Bee

Honey Bee who?

Honey, bee a sweetie and please get me a Cola!

Knock-knock

Who's there?

Luck

Luck who?

Luck through yer keyhole and you'll find out!

Knock knock

Who's there?

Hank

Hank who?

You're welcome.

Knock-Knock

Who's there?

Beets

Beets who?

Beets Me!

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Razor

Razor who?

Razor hands up buddy, this is a Stick Up!

Knock knock

Who's there?

Repeat

Repeat who?

Who, who, who!

Knock knock

Who's there?

Doris

Doris who?

Doris locked, I'm a comin in through yer window!

Knock Knock

Who's there?

I love.

I love who?

How am I supposed to know, you tell me!

KnockKnock

Who's there?

Wooden shoe

Wooden shoe who?

Wooden Shoe like to know!

Knockknock

Who's there?

Matthew

Matthew who?

Matthew lace came undone, can you tie it?

Knock-knock

Who's there?

Zara

Zara who?

Zara doctor in the house?

Knoc Knock

Who's there?

Cash

Cash who?

No, I prefer peanuts.

Knock knock

Who's there?

Nobel

Nobel who?

Nobel so I'll knock.

Knick Knock

Who's There?

Arthur

Arthur who?

Arthur any more cookies left?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Mother

Mother who?

Mother in law here for the weekend!

Knock, knock

Who's there?

Omar

Omar who?

Omar goodness, I got the wrong address!

Knock, knock

Who's there?

Nick

Nick who?

Nick nack paddy wack, give ma dog his bone!

Knock knock

Who's there?

Mary lee

Mary lee who?

Mary lee we roll along, roll along, roll along...

Knock knock

Who's there?

Les

Les who?

Les go to the cinema.

Knock, knock

Who's there?

Isabelle

Isabelle who?

Isabelle still broken?

Knock knock

Who's there?

Water

Water who?

Water you answering the door for?

Knockknock

Who's there?

Moo

Moo who?

Please make yer mind up - are you a cow or owl?

Knock knock

Who's there?

Ice cream

Ice cream who?

Ice cream every time I see Ghosts!

Knock knock

Who's there?

Olive

Olive who?

Olive You!

Knock knock

Who's there?

Icy

Icy who?

I see your wearing no underwear!!!

Knock knock

Who's there?

Cargo

Cargo who?

Cargo vroom vroom...

Knock knock

Who's there?

Ivan

Ivan who?

Ivan to suck your blood!

Knock knock

Who's there?

Norma Lee

Norma Lee who?

Normalee I ring the doorbell, but you don't have one!

Knock knock

Who's there?

Spank

Spank who?

Spank You

Knock-knock

Who's there?

Omelet

Omelet who?

Omelet smarter than you think!

Knock knock

Who's there?

Closure

Closure who?

Closure dang mouth when you're eating!

Knockknock

Who's there?

Despair

Despair who?

Despair tire is flat

and then Page 3

Knock Knock Page 3

Knock Knock

Who's There?

Nunya

Nunya Who?

Nunya business buddy!

Knock-knock

Who's There?

Owl

Owl Who?

Owl you know unless you open the door!

Knock knock

Who's there?

Pecan

Pecan who?

Pecan someone your own size!

Knock knock

Who's There?

Cockadoodle

Cockadoodle Who?

No, you idiot, it's Cockadoodle Doo!

Knock-nock

Who's there?

House

House who?

House it going dude?

Knock Knock

Who's there

Diesel

Diesel who?

Diesel teach me to go knocking around doors!

Knock knock

Who's there

Eskimo!

Eskimo who?

Eski-mo questions, I'll tell you no lies...

Knockknock

Who's there?

Annie

Annie who?

Annie thing you can do, I can do better!

Kncok Knock

Who's there?

Latin!

Latin who?

Latin me in would be a good idea!

Knock knock

Who's there?

Dot

Dot who?

Dots for me to know and you to find out

Knock, Knock.

Who's there?

Thistle who?

Thistle have to hold you until the dinner's ready.

Knock knock

Who's there?

Accordion

Accordion who?

Accordion to the weather forecast it's gonna snow tomorrow!

KnockKnock

Who's there?

Harry

Harry who?

Harry up and open the blinkin door!

Knockknock

Who's there?

Mary

Mary who?

Mary me and I'll be your sweetheart forever!

Knock Knock

Who's There?

Wah

Wah Who?

Hey man, no need to get so excited about it...

Knock, Knock

Who's there?

Phyllis

Phyllis who?

Phyllis up a jug of water would ya!

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Anita

Anita who?

Anita tissue....

Knock knock

Who's there?

Aardvark

Aardvark who?

Aardvark a thousand miles just to see you smile :D

Knock knock

Who's there?

Dexter

Dexter who?

Dexter halls with bows of holly...

Knock knock

Who's there?

Madam

Madam who?

Madam foot is caught in your door

knock Knock

who's there ?

Venue.

venue who

Venue gonna open this door!

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Moscow

Moscow who?

Moscow gives more milk than pa's cow

Knockety Knock

Who's There?

Georgia

Georgia Who?

Georgia the Jungle... Watch out for that tree!!!

Knock knock

Who's there?

Chesterfeild

Chesterfeild who?

Chester feeled my leg so I gave him a slap!

Knockknock

Who's there?

Who

Who who?

Hey, do you have an owl in there?

Knock knock

Who's there?

Moose

Moose who?

Moose you be so Nosy?

Knock Knock

Who's There?

Athena.

Athena who?

Athena flying saucer!!!

Knock knock

Who's there?

Yule.

Yule who?

Yule never know!

Knock Knock

Who there?

Mafia

Mafia who?

Mafia killing me

(ma feet a killin me)

Knock knock

Who's there?

Doris

Doris Who?

Doris open, so come on in.

Knockknock

Who's there?

Teresa

Theresa Who?

Teresa Green...

Knock Knock

Who's There?

Huron

Huron Who?

Huron time for once!!!

Knock knock

Who's there?

Doctor

Doctor Who?

You just said it!

(hey, I couldn't Not put the above one in ;-) )

Knock Kock

who's there?

Irish stew

Irish stew Who?

Irish stew in the name of the law...

Knock Knock

Who's There?

Oswald

Oswald who?

Oswald my bubblegum...

Knock knock

Who's there?

Dime

Dime who?

Dime to stop telling these knock knock jokes... :D

That’s your lot from me. :D

Yours truly, :D

Kan Win :o

Do you think anyone has actually bothered reading all of them?

Welcome to Bedlam Mossfin!

Stay out of The Last Word!! It's not worth it!

Welcome, OneeyedJohn, to Boredlam. :D:D:D

hey, how can you say that! We have exciting reads, such as the First Word, the Last Word and new....hold your breath! The Inbetween Word. You are also invited to make the very last full stop past the last word and so on. Massive excitement awaits the permanent poster! :o

What have you two started...OneeyedJ Welcome, but doh! we're gonna have Win post every knock knock joke under the sun... Oh! he did already!

raro, now we're going to have to waste even more time putting in the last full stop on the full stop thread, the last comma, on the last comma thread, semi colon, exclamation mark, etc.... ad infinitum...... And you know what's really sad.... there's about 29 of us who WILL too....

And one for Kayo!

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Yachts

Yachts Who?

Yachts up Doc????? :D

Groan...

For Moss...

Knock knock...

who's there?

Tanks.

Tanks who?

Tanks anyway... :D

Do you think anyone has actually bothered reading all of them?

Welcome to Bedlam Mossfin!

Stay out of The Last Word!! It's not worth it!

It's OEJ who'sjoiningus, Moss has been with us forawhile now.

My space bar doesn't work very well...

You can read, OEJ, the last word thread, butdon't go posting there, if you value your keyboard...

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Man alive Kan ..I almost had to go in to Lo-Fi mode for that lot :D:D:D

U can't top the Donx knock knock tho :o

Knock knock

Who's there?

Some fik Aussie fukker

Oh sod of alltoes :o

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