Using a bum gun as a precaution

[sanemax]

How reliable or effective  would using a bum gun be as a precaution against a pregnancy , post activities ?

   

[Pomthai]

Probably as reliable as a chocolate tea pot.

 

This thread can't be serious surely.

[slapout]

Just to put the op's mind at ease....

If there is no actual intercourse involved in the activity, the bum gun should be adequate.

[cornishcarlos]

Stick your gun up her bum and there will be no pregnancy risk....

[mark45y]

1 hour ago, Pomthai said:

Probably as reliable as a chocolate tea pot.

 

This thread can't be serious surely.

He's probably British.

[sanemax]

1 hour ago, Pomthai said:

Probably as reliable as a chocolate tea pot.

 

This thread can't be serious surely.

 

  It is . A few weeks ago I met a Thai friend and I asked how she was and she was quite upset, her son had a car accident and unfortunately died .

    I offered her my complete condolences and I also offered my services if she wanted a replacement , which she agreed to .

    I dont want to go into detail, but afterwards , ........well , I just wondered about a bum guns effectiveness and why she would do it 

    

[Oxx]

"Does douching prevent pregnancy?

 

"No. Douching does not prevent pregnancy. In fact, douching  is a bad idea for birth control for several reasons:

 

"Sperm are extremely fast swimmers. Thousands of them can reach the uterus by the time a girl even begins to douche.

 

"The pressure of a douching solution squirted into the vagina can actually push sperm into the uterus."

 

http://kidshealth.org/en/teens/contraception-douche.html

[Rc2702]

On 30/11/2016 at 2:32 PM, sanemax said:

 

  It is . A few weeks ago I met a Thai friend and I asked how she was and she was quite upset, her son had a car accident and unfortunately died .

    I offered her my complete condolences and I also offered my services if she wanted a replacement , which she agreed to .

    I dont want to go into detail, but afterwards , ........well , I just wondered about a bum guns effectiveness and why she would do it 

    

This is weird so womans son dies and she sleeps wirh you using only a bum gun as a form of contraceptive. 

[sipi]

I am sure that having a dirty bum would reduce her chances of getting pregnant.

[marko kok prong]

All this talk of bum guns ? Surely the only gun you need is a rifle or shotgun to bring down the Stork as he approachs.

[overherebc]

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[Don Mega]

Only way a bun gun will reduce the chances of pregnancy would be if you used it to beat her to death whilst she s basking in post orgasmic glow.

[Dagnabbit]

This is weird so womans son dies and she sleeps wirh you using only a bum gun as a form of contraceptive. 

Yup - must have been quite the performance if it changed her mind.


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[Gracas]

It may just be that you could not do it for her. So she decided to use the direct stimulation from the water jet.

 

Sorry to say you have been replaced by a Bum Gun.

[tifino]

On 12/2/2016 at 7:40 AM, Rc2702 said:

This is weird so womans son dies and she sleeps wirh you using only a bum gun as a form of contraceptive. 

 

i guess she was flushed for ideas?

[mca]

Well I've used a bum gun for nigh on 20 years since I came to LOS and never got pregnant so there must be something in the theory. However  my wife uses a bum gun and we've got a 12 year old daughter so I wouldn't say it's 100% foolproof.

 

[sanemax]

On 12/2/2016 at 3:40 AM, Rc2702 said:

This is weird so womans son dies and she sleeps wirh you using only a bum gun as a form of contraceptive. 

 

   You didnt understand , she wanted a replacement and that was the agreement 

[Rc2702]

I understood it I just can't believe you would said that or agreed before hand.  surely this was not verbal.

[baneko]

Hail to the bum gun!

[Wilsonandson]

Oh I get it now. Bum gun means the water sprayer next to most toilets in Thailand. I got herpes from using that too much.
Had to laugh one day when my Mum came over and the water pressure was low in the morning so she used it to shower with. We had fun for days after she told us that. 555
Now, seroiusly when you've made love to a beautiful lady or knocked one out over a bit of porn streaming. Don't use the 'bum gun' to wash your own gun. You might damage it!

[NickJ]

Herpes from a bug gun. did she buy it?

[canuckamuck]

On 30/11/2016 at 8:14 PM, Pomthai said:

Probably as reliable as a chocolate tea pot.

 

Only if you use the tea pot correctly

[Denim]

On ‎1‎/‎12‎/‎2016 at 7:23 AM, Oxx said:

"Does douching prevent pregnancy?

 

"No. Douching does not prevent pregnancy. In fact, douching  is a bad idea for birth control for several reasons:

 

"Sperm are extremely fast swimmers. Thousands of them can reach the uterus by the time a girl even begins to douche.

 

"The pressure of a douching solution squirted into the vagina can actually push sperm into the uterus."

 

http://kidshealth.org/en/teens/contraception-douche.html

 

Yes.....sperm are the villains here. You have a great life going for you then a few million of these little miscreants go and spoil it all. A bum gun just doesn't have enough power to make a dent in their numbers.

[jobin]

I've used a bum-gun for a shower at the golf course.  They wanted 20baht for towel and shower, i couldn't see paying.  Tight quarters, bring own soap/towel but worked OK.

[Wilsonandson]

1 hour ago, jobin said:

I've used a bum-gun for a shower at the golf course.  They wanted 20baht for towel and shower, i couldn't see paying.  Tight quarters, bring own soap/towel but worked OK.

A V.I.P bum gun shower. Just think Nick Faldo could have used the same bum gun you showered with. An honour and privilage. Good for you sir!

[Patsycat]

It amazes me how grown men still have no idea about female anatomy.  No, not amazed - amused more like.

 

I am sure there are thousands of books out there that can help you on the simple facts of female bits and also contraception!!