Weight loss guaranteed

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss

programme. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands

before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing

but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign round her neck.

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.

The sign reads:

If you can catch me, you can have me.

Without a second thought, he takes off after her.

A few miles later, huffing and puffing, he finally catches her and has

his way with her.

The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing

happens.

On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has

lost 10lb as promised. He then calls the company and orders their 5-day

20 pound loss programme.

The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most

stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life.

She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her

neck that reads:….You guessed it,

If you catch me you can have me.

Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in

excellent shape and it takes him a while to catch her. But when he does, it's

definitely worth every muscle cramp and wheeze.

So for the next four days the same routine happens.

Much to his delight, on the fifth day he weighs himself only to discover

that he has lost another 20lb. just as promised.

He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day -

50 pound loss programme.

"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone "This is our most

rigorous program.?"

"Oh yes, absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."

The next day there's a knock at the door. When he opens it he finds

this huge, muscular, 7ft man standing there wearing nothing but pink

running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads:

Hi...I'm Kevin. If I catch you, you're mine....

redrus

I should of seen it coming.

oldie but goldie.

That mean I'm better than Libya then............

redrus