Talking Salmon

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So,

One day a fisherman catches a young salmon that is making its way to the sea.

As he takes the hook out the barb gets broken off and sticks in the salmons lip.

The salmon shocks him by speaking and says, I would like you to get the barb out but it would be too painful so just leave it there.

They have little chat and soon he lets the salmon go.

Many years later the fisherman is back on the river and hooks a big salmon. When it lands on the bank it looks at him and says 'not you again? Look at the big brown rusty stain that barb left on my lip.

The fisherman asks the salmon where he's been all these years.

Iv'e been living in the Titanic wreck writing some poems says the salmon.

Interesting says the fisherman, what's the title?

Salmon says I was thinking along the lines of 'The Titanic Verses By Salmon Rusty'