Where have you been, under a bUsh?

hush

been given the Push?

been given the Push?

do you have a glamour PUSS?

Don't cause a fuss!!

Don't cause a fuss!!

and don't use a CUSS word

Fancy eating a bit of cusk?

or getting stuck up the rear by an elephants TUSK

are you a TURK???

Oi ! who said it was your TURN ?

People out of turn really make me BURN

makes me wish i'd never been BORN

go blow your HORN somewhere else

the horn of plenty ?? full of CORN

I'd prefer plenty of COIN instead!!

and a large pork LOIN steak

Can I give you a LOAN and maybe you can get off the computer and go and do something more worthwhile...

don't MOAN - I'll do something else when I finish work

<deleted> off to the MOON with any luck

What,SOON?

watch out for the SOOT as I blast off

i want to shove my BOOT up your ass

who's ass ? I'll TOOT as I pass

Best get my FOOT ready then

good idea and make sure you kick the FOOL

Foul !

you've got no SOUL

But in Issan there's plenty of SOUP

But in Issan there's plenty of SOUP

sweet and SOUR ones

I think there are FOUR different types