All part of the PLOT.

watch out , here comes Pc PLOD

Get the cattle PROD ready.

missed him - I was careful where I TROD (??)

I think he has TROT of elsewhere.

I think he may have gone to TROY for his holidays

he TROD on some guy's toe over there!

That wasn't just some guy it was the big TROG

That wasn't just some guy it was the big TROG

not TRIG then?

Seems to be a TRIO.

Time to go on a TRIP

Don't fall in a TRAP.

or step in any CRAP, khrap !

Can you check my CROP while you are there ??

I'll do that at the DROP of a hat, mate

Don't DRIP any on the floor.

Get a GRIP , I won't

<deleted>? watch out you may get some GRIT in your eye..

that makes me GRIN

thats alot to GAIN

I keep trying, but its all in Vain

And then, no doubt, it'll start to Rain.

Acid Rain causes PAIN!

That would be the MAIN reason

That would be the MAIN reason

why im in PAIN

Looks like you have been Lain down

Looks like you have been Lain down

in the RAIN

in the RAIN

Don't touch the RAIL in the rain

in the RAIN

Don't touch the RAIL in the rain

or you'll SAIL through the air

And that will make you WAIL.