Did you just call me a SLUT?

Did you just call me a SLUT?

sadly there are a lot of sluts in a SLUM

Arsenal are scum

Surely this must be some kind of SCAM.

Surely this must be some kind of SCAM.

Better do a security SCAN

or ask my mate stan

whos wife has a large SPAN

or ask my mate stan

Who resembles a big hairy STAG

and makes me just wanna SLAG

Its a complete blag

Go and see the BLOG

BLOW that blog away.....

shes got a huge flap

Edit i'm sure i saw something about a flag!!

BLOW that blog away.....

or BLOT out

BLOW that blog away.....

or BLOT out

with a blood CLOT

Don't forget the CLIT!

and her sexy little Slit

Don't make a mess, you might SLIP.

I think i'll sKip it

I think i'll sKip it

are you a SKIN diver?

We've well and truly exhausted the 4 letter words by now and are repeating ourselves.

I move that we change to a 5-letter word.

All hands.

I think i'll sKip it

are you a SKIN diver?

Only if you don't get a kick on the SHIN.

give her a HINT

oi! get me a pint

oi! get me a pint

id sooner have a MINT

The last mint is MINE.

The last mint is MINE.

Out of sight out of MIND

The last mint is MINE.

Out of sight out of MIND

carefull dont tread on a MINE

It could be hidden in the horses MANE.

It could be hidden in the horses MANE.

or in a CANE