Thats all well and good, but I can't SING

Thats all well and good, but I can't SING

Than we play PING-pong

Can we a have a PINT during our game ??

Can we a have a PINT during our game ??

At the PINK bar?

Does the bar float or will we SINK ??

Does the bar float or will we SINK ??

money will be a SINE qua non matter

That's FINE with me

That's FINE with me

A WINE and DINE ?

I have to be home by NINE though

I have to be home by NINE though

You could always "Come back to MINE".

and have an after dinner MINT..

and have an after dinner MINT..

But only if you have few MINS to spare.

if you dont post the correct word then you must pay for your SINS.

if you dont post the correct word then you must pay for your SINS.

Not only will you pay, but so will your SONS

and then you will be singing another song

while your singing i can play the GONG..

while your singing i can play the GONG..

Ok. Then i'll smoke BONG

Then we can call Suzie WONG and order some Chinese food for munchies.

Then we can call Suzie WONG and order some Chinese food for munchies.

Suzie WONG says she likes a big WANG

Suzie says she WANT my big one..

Un fortunately for Suzie it's always on the wane

if i keep playing this game i will no longer be SANE.

I am happy i'm a Scot and not a DANE

I'd like to give up smoking but it's easier said than DONE

I'd like to give up smoking but it's easier said than DONE

You Can't smoke in places where you would DINE.

Well that's FINE then

But i do like a good smoke with a glass of WINE.

oops....next post... hmmmmmmm

With ones hair in the wind on top of Mount Everest

With ones hair in the wind on top of Mount Everest

but if you're up there when the weather changes you may find yourself in a BIND