You're so LAME!

You're so LAME!

You're as bitter as LIME !

Better than lice.

Better than lice.

Thats not NICE.

Are you involved in the VICE trade?

no, i make my money from RICE

no, i make my money from RICE

You must be very RICH then BB ...

do you employ a guy called RICK?

No his name is dick

any relation to Mick??

mick is sick

mick is sick

If Mick's not careful he might get the SACK ...

What's up with him? Has he got a bad BACK

No the <deleted> can't PACK!

He couldn't give a puck

yeah but he does like to earn a Buck

Talking about mick is really starting to suck!

Poor Mick has suffered from some really bad Luck recently!

he went for a nip and Tuck

which he bought on TICK as he had got sacked and because of this is a poor Bast*rd!

He's a poor bast@rd our Mick, but when he got home, his dog gave him a long big sloppy Lick

on his floppy ****

But, as the luck goes, he rolled his DICE

and picked at his lice

As he watched the wee scurrying mice

They were very nice with some boiled rice

They were very nice with some boiled rice

Thats doesn't sound NICE.

Anyway, he's off on a boat down the nile

Anyway, he's off on a boat down the nile

Is he wearing his NIKE sneakers?

Yeah! the ones he dont like