webfact Posted April 4, 2017 Share Posted April 4, 2017 Chinese engineer 'marries' robot after failing to find a human wife ‘Wife’ can identify Chinese characters and speak a few words, but hubby plans upgrades By Kristin Huang Hangzhou - A Chinese engineer has “married” a robot he created after failing to find a human spouse. Zheng Jiajia, 31, an artificial intelligence expert who designs and creates robots in Hangzhou, Zhejiang province, created the “female” robot at the end of last year, the Qianjiang Evening News reported. The robot, which he named Yingying, can identify Chinese characters and images and even say a few simple words, the report said. Zheng “married” his creation in a simple ceremony on Friday, according to the report. Full story: http://www.scmp.com/news/china/society/article/2084389/chinese-engineer-marries-robot-after-failing-find-human-wife -- South China Morning Post 2017-04-04 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tubby johnson Posted April 4, 2017 Share Posted April 4, 2017 A warning to this engineer: Robot rape goes both ways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rkidlad Posted April 4, 2017 Share Posted April 4, 2017 Good luck. The first ever stress free marriage. Plus, if they decide to divorce, he keeps everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reigntax Posted April 4, 2017 Share Posted April 4, 2017 When he wants a change, he just modifies her and reprograms. He must have a good personality! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whatawonderfulday Posted April 4, 2017 Share Posted April 4, 2017 Excellent but as they belong in the kitchen hope his new "wife" does not get washing up water in her circuits !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Galactus Posted April 4, 2017 Share Posted April 4, 2017 (edited) good times are waiting for us. no more women harassment over men:) and with a robot, no more blah blah blah! Edited April 4, 2017 by Galactus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jollyhangmon Posted April 4, 2017 Share Posted April 4, 2017 1 hour ago, Reigntax said: When he wants a change, he just modifies her and reprograms. He must have a good personality! ... yeah, and in case 'she' comes up with the likes of 'need new moddabike for the sick cousin of papa's buffalo' ... just delete & reprogram, doesn't sound that bad at all actually ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sphere Posted April 4, 2017 Share Posted April 4, 2017 Probably comes up with errors in pidgin english....."long hole - long hole - system leeboot"..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andaman Al Posted April 4, 2017 Share Posted April 4, 2017 Well she looks better than Hal. I wonder what happens if her program allows her to get jealous. As long as he keeps the pantry full of WD40 he should be okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ddavidovsky Posted April 4, 2017 Share Posted April 4, 2017 And if he wants to have an affair there are various models available at $1,000 or so from AliExpress. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubsky Posted April 4, 2017 Share Posted April 4, 2017 I guess I should upgrade from the blow up doll I have under the bed. She cries a lot.???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andaman Al Posted April 4, 2017 Share Posted April 4, 2017 11 minutes ago, dubsky said: I guess I should upgrade from the blow up doll I have under the bed. She cries a lot.???? That's a slow leak you can hear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alocacoc Posted April 4, 2017 Share Posted April 4, 2017 Now we lough about. But it will be the future. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reigntax Posted April 4, 2017 Share Posted April 4, 2017 1 hour ago, Andaman Al said: Well she looks better than Hal. I wonder what happens if her program allows her to get jealous. As long as he keeps the pantry full of WD40 he should be okay. He is batting well above his average! Wonder if he intends to mass produce? I suppose he would call it clone her a twin sister? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted April 4, 2017 Share Posted April 4, 2017 Personally, I think someone has a screw loose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4MyEgo Posted April 4, 2017 Share Posted April 4, 2017 This is incredible, two things I would like to know: 1) Does she have teeth & 2) Is she programmed to swollow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted April 4, 2017 Share Posted April 4, 2017 22 hours ago, 4MyEgo said: This is incredible, two things I would like to know: 1) Does she have teeth & 2) Is she programmed to swollow She can probably handle small loads, but hopefully is rust proof and he's not into anything too kinky, although marrying a robot already puts him in the kinky arena. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonray Posted April 4, 2017 Share Posted April 4, 2017 Couldn't he get a visa to spend some time in Issan? Even a Chinese nerd can find a wife there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
williamgeorgeallen Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 whats better than a robot wife? being single. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silurian Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 It will all end in tears when he finds her cheating with a smartphone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prbkk Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-04-02/dementia-patients-look-to-new-technology-to-communicate/8406260 This looks like a good application of robot technology. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steven100 Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 what happen when he wants sex ..... won't she short circuit ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
englishinsiam Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 27 minutes ago, steven100 said: what happen when he wants sex ..... won't she short circuit ???? It's not all about sex maybe he lubs her and thinks she's rubbery. ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brain150 Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 (edited) For all the people who think there is anything funny about it - think again ! This shows how insane society has become ! And it will get much worse. There is nothing funny about it: Genderism, Transhumanism ... it's all insane ! Edited April 5, 2017 by brain150 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonray Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 16 minutes ago, brain150 said: For all the people who think there is anything funny about it - think again ! This shows how insane society has become ! And it will get much worse. There is nothing funny about it: Genderism, Transhumanism ... it's all insane ! You forgot Trumpism Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andaman Al Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 1 hour ago, steven100 said: what happen when he wants sex He could be in for a shock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andaman Al Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 26 minutes ago, brain150 said: For all the people who think there is anything funny about it - think again ! This shows how insane society has become ! And it will get much worse. There is nothing funny about it: Genderism, Transhumanism ... it's all insane ! I thought about it again - it's still funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikebell Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 2 hours ago, steven100 said: what happen when he wants sex ..... won't she short circuit ???? She'll have a headache. Correction only farang robots get those. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny1990 Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 There is still hope for me.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steven100 Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 1 hour ago, brain150 said: For all the people who think there is anything funny about it - think again ! This shows how insane society has become ! And it will get much worse. There is nothing funny about it: Genderism, Transhumanism ... it's all insane ! I think it's funny ..... it's fine for me as long as I keep sane and enjoy life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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