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Sleeping hours
It's rich that for a forum frequented by mostly senior expats, where talk about sex is often the result of lost paradise nostalgia or wishful thinking, to cite active sex life as a inducement to good night sleep. My recently eutered male dog gets fat and sleeps soundly than ever before since his operation. -
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Getting back from NongKhai to BKK
As I write I’m on a bus to Udon. Red lights are counting down from 116secs. We left the house after packing and putting the bikes safe etc. Got on her sisters Honda Wave 125i and set off for Phonphisai. Normally so far another one of her family is always tagging along because they need to go to town or last time when it was really hot her dad would let her drive the car back cause she kept pranging it. So this time I said it just us. We got to the Yamaha bike shop lights at before 17:00 where we were informed all buses to Udon were finished , Sunday. So i ended up luckily getting a big coach to NongKhai to get a mini bus to udon. It’s cutting it fine but has to do the same last time coz i missed the last bus but that was 1730. The bus from NongKhai turned out to be slow and were crawling down the NK to UD highway and have stopped once already to wait for non existent passengers. Maybe this is the time my luck has finally run out. It’s 18:37 and flight leaves 19:40 so unless we’re closer that I think I’ve got no chance. Gonna have to try and book another late flight now enroute Ok so when the slowest bus from hell/ NK arrives at the PTT station left side and it was 19:00 , flight leaves 19:40 I jump off when it stops to let off one of those girls whose wearing a back pack, you’ve seen them. I call the driver a <deleted> and ask him if he could have gone slower. He didn’t kao Jai and I walked about in a panic looking for anyone who looked like a Moto Taxi, that’s basically anyone with a motorcycle. I walk up a set of noodle stand begging for mercy then ideas. The main noodle woman appears to be summoning a taxi of some sort but after a crucial 7 mins she looks at me like what do you want to eat ? I walk away and challenge two lanky guys just getting on a Yamaha Xmax 300 as to why they couldn’t get me to the Airport for a cool 500baht. “Mee Tulah“ was the response “ busy “ … young people !!! So I walk on and see an old guy. Go to the airport 500baht ? 500 baht ? He replies. 500baht I say. Let’s go he says and we get in Suv. We go through my life story on the ride and he reveals he’s a police man which appeared correct as the security on entry to the airport stop checks saw something on his van that made them step back as he stopped and off we went we pulled up at the departure end off the drop off so couldn’t. Of asked for more. Thanks and 500baht were parted with and I ran in to the Thai lion check in Me: “ big problems “ Them: Doors on Aircraft close already sir, try Air Asia “ And looked away , our beautiful relationship now over as although i had paid the niceness was at an end early as I wasn’t going to the next step, checking in. Next to Thai lion desk is Air Asia. They must be full cos they didn’t come up in the Trip.com App, no one did. “ where you going Sir ? “ . “ Bangkok “ .” 20:30 sir “ I’m on it now and it’s 20:20. I think the moral of the story is to do exactly I did but purchase an expensive fully flexible ticket that you can cancel if you manage to get to the one you booked first. So I arrive at Don Mueang and loiter a bit. Picked up a couple of small bottles LaoKao and a 3 big beers cans from a shop in the aDon Mueang airport and get the shuttle to Swampy. Checked in my bag with the LaoKao and make my way down to the magic Food court on Level 1 and have a couple of beers and some different meals. As I’m a experienced traveller I have another check of my boarding pass for the Gate close time which says 01:15am I look at my phone and see that give me 15mins to get from level 1 to 4 up the elevator thru security check , passport out of Thailand and all the way to gate 4. Made it with 2 minutes to go. What a ฟanker. There should be more time from check in until the gate closes for you to enjoy the airport experience. -
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Why our GOP candidate will prevail.......
And, yet, the Democrats will get more votes than the Republicans. -
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Is Civil Unrest Inevitable If Trump Loses?
It makes no sense only if you believe ridiculous conspiracy theories!- 1
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Melania Trump Defends Nude Modeling: A Celebration of the Human Form
My blood pressure is just fine thanks for asking,but I just call them as I see them that whole family is inappropriate and we are fixing to take out the trash on Nov 5th -
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Everyone seems to forget...
The USA Dept of State is forbidden by law to investigate US Citizens in the manner required to "verify" their income. -
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Americans -- did you know that Albania wants us? (Another Plan B alternative to Thailand)
If somebody can't get his/her Thai lover to EU, and later to US etc, Georgia is an alternative place to start. Full year per visit VISA FREE for Thai. Then 30 days visa free in Turkiye and back to Georgia. If they want to get married Turkiye (preferred new spelling), the neighboring country, is the place to do that fast and cheap. Turkiye allow 2 farangs to marry but no same sex marriages. Then, after being married or have been living together for 2 years (in any place) many countries like Spain, allow legal residency if one is EU resident. After both getting legal EU residency both can travel to US or near any country. Long way to do it but not expensive. I did this research for myself "in case" I need it 😉 -
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Price of olive oil at Makro
EU standards for olive oil are high. One never knows what is in the Turkish, Egyptian etc. product. Unfortunately, some producers have been caught adulterating their products with crap from North Africa. In the USA and Canada, it is the wild west when it comes to olive oil. One of the risks of imported olive oil is that it may not have been tested as is required for the EU market. https://frescolio.ca/learn-more/olive-oils/olive-oil-standards-testing/?v=5435c69ed3bc -
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Latest developments and discussion of recent events in the Ukraine War
All of Putin's posts seem to be from 2022. Anything recent? -
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Baht's Biggest Surge Since 1998 Poses Risk to Tourism And Exports
Forgot the comma, mate! -
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Baht's Biggest Surge Since 1998 Poses Risk to Tourism And Exports
Nah, I don't sphinx so - just chit chats chasing mossies. -
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Australian Aged Pension
I beg your pardon..... I never promised you a rose garden! -
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Latest developments and discussion of recent events in the Ukraine War
wow, I didn't expect Twitter to push that much of the war criminal's narrative with such a huge frame !
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