German man arrested after riding unicycle naked around Pattaya

[BWPattaya]

It is probably a good job he couldn't produce his passport. I shudder to think where he could have carried it!

[RichardColeman]

Probably saw it on some Thai afternoon soap opera

[roo860]

Have to admit, shows some talent. Riding a unicycle AND performing a sex act on himself. 
 

'Germany's Got Talent',

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[suzannegoh]

What's the illegal part of that?

[dotpoom]

3 hours ago, PatOngo said:

Semi naked....he's wearing shoes and socks! And why did they cover his underpants? 

To match his eye cover.

[longtom]

52 minutes ago, smotherb said:

masturbating; I heard he was performing oral sex on himself

Yeah, he was just doing a 'Steve Bannon' .

Edited September 13, 2017 by longtom

[DLang]

He all have hobbies. 

[Gandtee]

Obviously he was mugged. They nicked his clothes and the front wheel of his bike. Seems like the cross bar was still operational.

[maximillian]

I heard he was British, just to fool the cops he claimed to be German.

Germans don't do such things.

 

"Police are still trying to formally identify the man."

 

[mark01]

Chinese tour groups now heading to Pratumnak hill.

Another top attraction added to the family-friendly resort town.

[DekDaeng]

3 hours ago, Lamkyong said:

hope his dangly bits dont get in the pos/neg system

Yeah, a short on account of no shorts!

[Blackheart1916]

3 hours ago, docshock13 said:

Have to admit, shows some talent. Riding a unicycle AND performing a sex act on himself. 

 

There's the proof that men CAN multi task!

[tifino]

... and beat himself to the rhythm of The Brown Eyed Pees

[whitemouse]

What is the attraction of these unicycles... Isn't 2 wheels more stable? He seems very fit thought,  maybe good idea  to look into this unicycle thing

[thaimelody]

Fair play to the man his member is bigger than his head if the pink boxes are anything to go by

[Pattaya46]

7 minutes ago, whitemouse said:

What is the attraction of these unicycles... Isn't 2 wheels more stable? He seems very fit thought,  maybe good idea  to look into this unicycle thing

 

A fun and pleasant experience.  . As stable as 2-wheels as soon as you ride.

And if you want try yourself :

http://classifieds.thaivisa.com/ad/5LE9JHX0/airwheel-x3-electric-unicycle

[Shaunduhpostman]

Whats that the tourism ministry was talking about six months ago, Pattaya the hub of sports tourism, or something like that...well maybe they should have considered that sports might also include extreme sports such as freestyle marathon unicycle wanking!

[oldlakey]

4 hours ago, NCC1701A said:

" Police were called after a local security guard told police he saw the naked man riding his unicyle while at the same time performing a sex act on himself."

 

Oh to possess such coordination, and enjoy the obvious benefits

[nabbie]

on what crime?

[johng]

What's the illegal part of that?

In Thailand Its illegal to go out in public without underwear !

[digbeth]

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Performing sex act on himself

That'll be working without permits, how dare he rob the ladyboys of the Big Buddha mountain of a job

[Wim1954]

5 hours ago, PatOngo said:

Semi naked....he's wearing shoes and socks! And why did they cover his underpants? 

Surprising he could not show a passport really ? What a joke.

[Emster23]

He should go to my hometown of Portland, Oregon. They have an annual "bike naked" event in rather lame attempt (in my opinion) to "keep Portland weird".

[Tchooptip]

11 minutes ago, johng said:

In Thailand Its illegal to go out in public without underwear !

Contrary to most countries, where it is legal to walk around naked and incidentally masturbate oneself publically

[oldlakey]

1 minute ago, Emster23 said:

He should go to my hometown of Portland, Oregon. They have an annual "bike naked" event in rather lame attempt (in my opinion) to "keep Portland weird".

There is nothing wrong really with nudity as such, thats just my opinion

As I have been pulled through a hedge backwards a time or two, I would not dream of inflicting my naked body on an unsuspecting public

 

[JHolmesJr]

5 hours ago, webfact said:

Police were called after a local security guard told police he saw the naked man riding his unicyle while at the same time performing a sex act on himself.

 

getting off…..without getting off.

Edited September 13, 2017 by JHolmesJr

[Proud Father]

Sick prick, if this is not a candidate for "bad guys out" I don't know what qualifies...

[Formaleins]

Had he ran away from the circus? Performing a sex act on himself while riding a unicycle naked. 

[tryasimight]

I wonder if he is an Outlaw and rode his bike all the way from Surin?

[dunroaming]

5 hours ago, docshock13 said:

Have to admit, shows some talent. Riding a unicycle AND performing a sex act on himself. 

 

I have a friend who can ride a unicycle and juggle his balls at the same time.  Don't think he has ever been arrested for doing it though.  Maybe he could try juggling while bouncing on his pogo stick next!