January 11, 200719 yr An actual scientific study using male mules: Each mule was seqestered in a stall which had two levers - each opened a different window covering. In one window space was food and in the other window was shown an actual-size photo of the rear end of a female mule - tail pulled aside. Each male mule tested - nearly starved (before finally being released to pasture) because he would only open the window to get a view of the female's posterior - rather than pressing the lever to get sustenance. - -- - - - - In a somewhat related study, another scientist coined the term PooKet Assinine Syndrome (PAS) [related to Pattaya Self-Affliction Syndrome (PSAS)] to describe certain homo sapiens who go to Asian countries and ogle womens' posteriors to the detrement of their (the mens') well-being - in lieu of taking caloric nourishment. However, as a form of psuedo nourishment, those same sapiens concurrently drank copious amounts of fermented sugar drinks. Note: If you notice anyone suffering from PAS or PSAS, don't bother trying to encourage them to embrace a healthy lifestyle - as such words will only elicit resentment.
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