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You know you've been in Thailand too long when...........

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1 hour ago, Boon Mee said:

Wrong way drivers don't faze you. 

When you turn onto a one way carriage-way and instinctively look both ways before turning.  :thumbsup:

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When you see another Farang and greet them with a wai

When Thai logic starts to me sense. 

Just now, Thaidream said:

When you see another Farang and greet them with a wai

Sort of guilty...No Wai but Swady....:sad:

When you pass a car and immediately make a left turn across its path  or when the parking lot is full simply park behind another car blocking their exit and go in 7-11.

When you find out the property you bought for you daughter has been confiscated. And the air you breathe is so bad its going to kill you sooner than later.

When you still can't stop laughing at the fat, ugly, tattooed, facial haired brigade.

 

2 minutes ago, possum1931 said:

When you still can't stop laughing at the fat, ugly, tattooed, facial haired brigade.

 

Who are they? Most tatt people are skinny.

2 hours ago, thecyclist said:

When you can understand the racist curses direct at you, like  farang khee nok , farang khwai, farang a hia, farang kuai....

and in some cases farang uan.:cheesy:

4 minutes ago, Justfine said:

Who are they? Most tatt people are skinny.

Not the farang men, although I suppose there are exceptions.

11 minutes ago, possum1931 said:

When you still can't stop laughing at the fat, ugly, tattooed, facial haired brigade.

 

When you derive pleasure from ridiculing the appearance of others

When you start telling yourself the ants have as much right to live in your house as you do.

8 minutes ago, StreetCowboy said:

When you derive pleasure from ridiculing the appearance of others

People who deliberately make themselves look ugly and believe it when the hookers say "hello handsome man" deserve to be ridiculed.:cheesy:

When you think a Thai Ford is nice


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When everything suddenly make perfect sense.

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Upon returning to your home country you check the prices of things in $$ and then have to convert to ฿฿ to find out how much you are really paying.

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When ladyboys start to look better than bar girls.........................apparently.

3 minutes ago, toofarnorth said:

When ladyboys start to look better than bar girls.........................apparently.

that can happen in your first week in Thailand with 6 or 8 bottles of beer in you :cheesy:

1 hour ago, possum1931 said:
4 hours ago, thecyclist said:

 farang khee nok , farang khwai, farang a hia, farang kuai....

and in some cases farang uan

Can someone translate please. 

 

How long does it take to go from 1 pepper som Tom to 10?   

Why go hotter?

23 minutes ago, Elkski said:

Can someone translate please.

 

When a callus starts forming on your ring finger where you hold the spoon for eating.

1 hour ago, Elkski said:

Can someone translate please. 

 

How long does it take to go from 1 pepper som Tom to 10?   

Why go hotter?

Farang fat.

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When the Ladyboys in Soi Bukaw greeting you by your real name.

When you post the same subject matter as a dozen others before you.....

4 hours ago, transam said:

Wassa toilet seat....:stoner:

It's usually in the same room as a bath or shower, which Brits find equally unfamiliar.

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....when you are never ever wrong.

On 27/02/2018 at 12:44 PM, allane said:

...you want to sit on the table, and eat on the floor.

Love this reply. 

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