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When you pass a car and immediately make a left turn across its path  or when the parking lot is full simply park behind another car blocking their exit and go in 7-11.

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When you find out the property you bought for you daughter has been confiscated. And the air you breathe is so bad its going to kill you sooner than later.

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2 minutes ago, possum1931 said:

When you still can't stop laughing at the fat, ugly, tattooed, facial haired brigade.

 

Who are they? Most tatt people are skinny.

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2 hours ago, thecyclist said:

When you can understand the racist curses direct at you, like  farang khee nok , farang khwai, farang a hia, farang kuai....

and in some cases farang uan.:cheesy:

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4 minutes ago, Justfine said:

Who are they? Most tatt people are skinny.

Not the farang men, although I suppose there are exceptions.

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11 minutes ago, possum1931 said:

When you still can't stop laughing at the fat, ugly, tattooed, facial haired brigade.

 

When you derive pleasure from ridiculing the appearance of others

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8 minutes ago, StreetCowboy said:

When you derive pleasure from ridiculing the appearance of others

People who deliberately make themselves look ugly and believe it when the hookers say "hello handsome man" deserve to be ridiculed.:cheesy:

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3 minutes ago, toofarnorth said:

When ladyboys start to look better than bar girls.........................apparently.

that can happen in your first week in Thailand with 6 or 8 bottles of beer in you :cheesy:

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1 hour ago, possum1931 said:
4 hours ago, thecyclist said:

 farang khee nok , farang khwai, farang a hia, farang kuai....

and in some cases farang uan

Can someone translate please. 

 

How long does it take to go from 1 pepper som Tom to 10?   

Why go hotter?

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1 hour ago, Elkski said:

Can someone translate please. 

 

How long does it take to go from 1 pepper som Tom to 10?   

Why go hotter?

Farang fat.

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4 hours ago, transam said:

Wassa toilet seat....:stoner:

It's usually in the same room as a bath or shower, which Brits find equally unfamiliar.

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