hey Redrus - wondered where you got to - never fear, I have not posted in Bedlam for a few weeks and no-one bats an eyelid. Khall64au? Who????

Nobody lubs me anymore.....

Sorry Khall64au..everyones too busy..Did the Oysters work yet ????

Is it close to Loch Mighty Fine!!

Yeah, which is right next to Loch Bar Fine

:D

hey Redrus - wondered where you got to - never fear, I have not posted in Bedlam for a few weeks and no-one bats an eyelid. Khall64au? Who????

Nobody lubs me anymore.....

Khallsixty allai? Who dat?

We still love ya Khall.

Nobody missed me kidda, I'm forcing people to think of me..........

redrus

We still love ya Khall.

Nobody missed me kidda, I'm forcing people to think of me..........

redrus

Why?? Isn't your cooking bad enough ????

We still love ya Khall.

Nobody missed me kidda, I'm forcing people to think of me..........

redrus

Why?? Isn't your cooking bad enough ????

You're about to go in my little black book, duck....!

redrus

how's the job going drus?

(do you guys have rabbit and duck as well?)

Hello, Mr Redrus.

My name is Jet. I have not missed you because I didn't know you had been and gone.

I think it is quite strange for an ordained person to be cooking food to eat physically rather than food for the soul. Did you get kicked out of the church for some transgression? I guess if you are a soccer fan, that probably has something to do with it. Missed the pulpit orations because you stayed up all night to watch some pansies head butt each other?

Please share the story.

Best regards,

Jet

how's the job going drus?

(do you guys have rabbit and duck as well?)

Gresshingham Duck.

Hello, Mr Redrus.

My name is Jet. I have not missed you because I didn't know you had been and gone.

I think it is quite strange for an ordained person to be cooking food to eat physically rather than food for the soul. Did you get kicked out of the church for some transgression? I guess if you are a soccer fan, that probably has something to do with it. Missed the pulpit orations because you stayed up all night to watch some pansies head butt each other?

Please share the story.

Best regards,

Jet

Well hello there Jet.

We all gotta pay the bills somehow. I put my soul into everything I cook, and into most things I do.

I am a 'football' fan/supporter, yes.

As for pansies, the flowers round my way are best stuck in the ground, not into eachother.

redrus

Drus cooks soul food.

Drus cooks soul food.

Hope that doesn't mean that too many of his

customers have gone to "a better place".

Only doctors are supposed to bury their mistakes.

Drus cooks soul food.

My soul food cooks itself man, I just push the pans.........!

redrus

Drus cooks soul food.

That is so sweet. You gonna hit on the chef, Bebop?

We could do a new thread: Redrus the Cook, Farangsay the Thief, Kayo His Wife, and Bebop the Chef's Lover

Hope that doesn't mean that too many of his

customers have gone to "a better place".

Only doctors are supposed to bury their mistakes.

Ya, and architects can only cover theirs with ivy...

You shoulda quoted yer source, FS...If you don't tell Bedlam who said it, I will and then it will be snake snacktime.

Drus cooks soul food.

That is so sweet. You gonna hit on the chef, Bebop?

We could do a new thread: Redrus the Cook, Farangsay the Thief, Kayo His Wife, and Bebop the Chef's Lover

Hope that doesn't mean that too many of his

customers have gone to "a better place".

Only doctors are supposed to bury their mistakes.

Ya, and architects can only cover theirs with ivy...

You shoulda quoted yer source, FS...If you don't tell Bedlam who said it, I will and then it will be snake snacktime.

Are you a bit of a wum Jet, (wind up merchant) or are you just taking the piss.?

I'm not sure if I know how to take your humour. If that's what you call it.!

Your manner seems, if only mildly, it still seems aggressive. You seem to have something against most of the people in this thread.

Whats your story....?

redrus

It's my headtresses, Redrus. They wind me up.

And Robski told me I have to be aggressive on this secret forum. He said everyone here was senile, cranky and out to get women, or something like that. So I always enter fully armed. I do have a soft side, but one sneak peek of that and their machetes and F16s come out. They are lethal. Like fighting over shoes with office gals at the end of season sales. So unlike you, soul chef.

It's my headtresses, Redrus. They wind me up.

Sweet.........

They do wonders for your fascia....

redrus

*just read your edit. I'm more in tune with you now. I ain't after women, (I'm committed) I am a liccle senile though and definitely fookin cranky....!

What the <deleted> are doing fighting over shoes with office gals though....?

Drus cooks soul food.

That is so sweet. You gonna hit on the chef, Bebop?

We could do a new thread: Redrus the Cook, Farangsay the Thief, Kayo His Wife, and Bebop the Chef's Lover

Hope that doesn't mean that too many of his

customers have gone to "a better place".

Only doctors are supposed to bury their mistakes.

Ya, and architects can only cover theirs with ivy...

You shoulda quoted yer source, FS...If you don't tell Bedlam who said it, I will and then it will be snake snacktime.

Of course I love the chef. A good chef is an artist who creates the most funcuntional form of art. One who is good at this art is worthy of praise and affection from those who don't know which end if the animal is which. So, there!

Now, if were talking Biblical type love, well that's pushing it.

It's my headtresses, Redrus. They wind me up.

Sweet.........

They do wonders for your fascia.... :D

redrus

See, you are no better than the rest. I've done ordained before.

It's my headtresses, Redrus. They wind me up.

Sweet.........

They do wonders for your fascia.... :D

redrus

See, you are no better than the rest. I've done ordained before.

You've never done me before liar........!

redrus

Oh, do you have the copyright on ordained, Redrussed?

Nah, just clearing up after you.

redrus

Nah, just clearing up after you.

redrus

Oh, bummer. You mean you have to cook and bus tables, too? No wonder you get tired. I hope you get extra tips.

Drus cooks soul food.

That is so sweet. You gonna hit on the chef, Bebop?

We could do a new thread: Redrus the Cook, Farangsay the Thief, Kayo His Wife, and Bebop the Chef's Lover

Hope that doesn't mean that too many of his

customers have gone to "a better place".

Only doctors are supposed to bury their mistakes.

Ya, and architects can only cover theirs with ivy...

You shoulda quoted yer source, FS...If you don't tell Bedlam who said it, I will and then it will be snake snacktime.

Look, I ain't nobodies wife, snakey (ya big softie at heart )

And I ain't no bloke's husband neither.

See lads, the girls want me to be gay cos all the good-looking ones are gay.

They can't accept a good looking bloke who's straight

Gresshingham Duck.

Gresshingham Duck..I think a Great Uncle on my mothers side

we often wondered who's cooking pot he ended up in...

Going into your little Black Book indeed Think again Mr Red..

Check out the ancestral Giant...

Still wanna mess with me ???

OOooooooh, like I'm scared of a big duck that cound feed feed half of BKK..... I'll just need a bigger gun....

S&W 500.

redrus

Ooooh, look at the size of that weapon!

Ooooh, look at the size of that weapon!

LOL, I'm not fond of guns either mate....

redrus

Ooooh, look at the size of that weapon!

LOL, I'm not fond of guns either mate....

redrus

OK So you gotta ask yourself punk.did he fire 5 or 6 So do ya feel lucky Red??

Thats one big Duck..

Ooooh, look at the size of that weapon!

LOL, I'm not fond of guns either mate....

redrus

OK So you gotta ask yourself punk.did he fire 5 or 6 So do ya feel lucky Red??

Thats one big Dick..

Cheers luv............

redrus

Ooooh, look at the size of that weapon!

LOL, I'm not fond of guns either mate....

redrus

OK So you gotta ask yourself punk.did he fire 5 or 6 So do ya feel lucky Red??

Thats one big Dick..

Cheers luv............

redrus

Love it when a plan comes together..

Hey Dirty Red..

Stop flirting with me ya weirdo.....!!!!!

redrus