webfact Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 If you fancy a bit of "slap and tickle" don't let your wife see otherwise divorce looms, says top lawyer Picture: Daily News A top online lawyer has told Thai men: If you play away don't rub your wife's face in it. If you do it is grounds for divorce. Ratchaphon Sirisakhon was giving men the benefit of his legal advice online as reported by Daily News. Daily News in their preamble said that many Thai men get married but still think they are playboys. Many go to bars and touch up young women. Some then post boastful pictures of their shenanigans on Facebook and Line hoping that their wives won't see. This, according to legal eagle Ratchaphol is a slippery slope. Men should be faithful after marriage, he said, but if they are not for heaven's sake don't post pictures about what you are up to for everyone to look at. Even a bit of touching and stroking in a bar is considered serious enough as grounds for divorce if others see it in photos. Ratchapol has given lots of splendid legal advice recently - this includes warning men not to say women's breasts are small because of defamation and saying drivers of cars or even motorcyclists face three months jail for masturbating while in control of a motor vehicle. Here at Thaivisa we are wondering what his next pronouncement might be. Source: Daily News -- © Copyright Thai Visa News 2018-09-28 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Wiggy Posted September 28, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted September 28, 2018 (edited) If it takes a "top" lawyer to point this out it doesn't say much for the others. Edited September 28, 2018 by Wiggy 12 3 19 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post colinneil Posted September 28, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted September 28, 2018 Is there no end to this mans talents? If you play away, dont let the wife know priceless advice. 10 2 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post nikmar Posted September 28, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted September 28, 2018 fountain of knowledge this guy. <deleted> 2 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post bluesofa Posted September 28, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted September 28, 2018 12 minutes ago, webfact said: A top online lawyer has told Thai men: If you play away don't rub your wife's face in it. I didn't realise there was a threesome involved? 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Dmaxdan Posted September 28, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted September 28, 2018 13 minutes ago, webfact said: Men should be faithful after marriage. What about women? Or can they do what they want? 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post steve73 Posted September 28, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted September 28, 2018 (edited) I would have thought... "If you fancy a bit of "slap and tickle" don't let your wife see otherwise wear a chainmail codpiece whilst sleeping", ...would have been better advice for Thailand. Edited September 28, 2018 by steve73 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesofa Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 3 minutes ago, steve73 said: I would have thought... "If you fancy a bit of "slap and tickle" don't let your wife see otherwise wear a chainmail codpiece whilst sleeping", ...would have been better advice for Thailand. But I'm allergic to fish. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post steve73 Posted September 28, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted September 28, 2018 2 minutes ago, bluesofa said: But I'm allergic to fish. So you don't play with anything fishy then..? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesofa Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 5 minutes ago, steve73 said: So you don't play with anything fishy then..? Not out of the sea, no. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post BobBKK Posted September 28, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted September 28, 2018 (edited) Ah the cream of the legal profession and ethical to boot! if you play away 'HIDE IT'. Nice to see that the Thailand Legal Bar is set as low as ever. Edited September 28, 2018 by BobBKK 7 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post overherebc Posted September 28, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted September 28, 2018 I'm trying to figure out if this advice should be given before or after 'Don't adopt a rabid dog as it might bite you.' 3 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Dmaxdan Posted September 28, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted September 28, 2018 (edited) 56 minutes ago, webfact said: Here at Thaivisa we are wondering what his next pronouncement might be. Well so far we've had small breasts, masturbation and now infidelity. There is a pattern forming here... Edited September 28, 2018 by Dmaxdan 7 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesofa Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 Just now, Dmaxdan said: Well so far we've had small breasts, masturbation and now infidelity. There is a pattern forming... Yes, he must be a bar-room lawyer. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CGW Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 2 minutes ago, Dmaxdan said: Well so far we've had small breasts, masturbation and now infidelity. There is a pattern forming... Two pence short of a Bob ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThaiFelix Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 This "top" lawyer seems to have a lot of time on his hands??!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worgeordie Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 "Top lawyer", stating the bleeding obvious, regards worgeordie 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesofa Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 4 minutes ago, worgeordie said: "Top lawyer", stating the bleeding obvious, regards worgeordie Slaphead lawyer - nothing on top. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Bluespunk Posted September 28, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted September 28, 2018 (edited) 1 hour ago, webfact said: A top online lawyer has told Thai men: If you play away don't rub your wife's face in it. If you do it is grounds for divorce. Also just in, if you want to live, make sure you breathe oxygen and not carbon monoxide fumes. Man this guy is good. Must remember to get advice from him when I need to state the obvious. Edited September 28, 2018 by Bluespunk 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post overherebc Posted September 28, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted September 28, 2018 What would be the fine for driving your car while groping your Mia Noi's little boobs and having a tug at the same time as your wife is making your dinner at home? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thailand Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 I want see the advice that average or mediocre lawyers come up with as a comparison. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesofa Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 54 minutes ago, overherebc said: What would be the fine for driving your car while groping your Mia Noi's little boobs and having a tug at the same time as your wife is making your dinner at home? Well it all sounds mighty fine to me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete1980 Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 16 hours ago, Dmaxdan said: What about women? Or can they do what they want? No, the women must behave. And fair enough to, considering they are the ones who get pregnant. I thought the law here was the husband is allowed to screw around as long as it is with an unmarried woman. Doing someones wife is not on. Good rules these Thais have. Very reasonable. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete1980 Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 There we go, only the women can not be adulterous. The blokes can, as long as she isnt married, and that he doesnt support her. Very practical law. https://www.siam-legal.com/thailand-law/grounds-for-divorce-in-thailand/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post klauskunkel Posted September 28, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted September 28, 2018 Quote If you fancy a bit of "slap and tickle" don't let your wife see otherwise divorce looms and if you plan to rob a bank, don't let the cops know otherwise they will want their cut... 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post lamyai3 Posted September 28, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted September 28, 2018 So now I can't grope other women in front of my wife, laugh openly at their small norks, I can't even knock one out in the car anymore? It's all getting ridiculous... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesofa Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 3 minutes ago, lamyai3 said: So now I can't grope other women in front of my wife, laugh openly at their small norks, I can't even knock one out in the car anymore? It's all getting ridiculous... Norks. Excellent! Haven't heard that word in years, thanks! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Justgrazing Posted September 28, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted September 28, 2018 3 hours ago, webfact said: Even a bit of touching and stroking Well my bird's pussy loves a bit of touching and stroking .. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55Jay Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 This lawyer is really creepy! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Justgrazing Posted September 28, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted September 28, 2018 3 hours ago, webfact said: Here at Thaivisa we are wondering what his next pronouncement might be. " Next week I shall be offering legal advice to those sold dodgy syrup of figs " .. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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