I am the King of my Pants!!

It's right there at the bottom on every post.

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Gawd... it's like first rehearsals at the Neptune on Hanover Street in here sometimes.

(tiggy will get that )

I certainly do. I went to see Steve Coogan during his 'Bag o <deleted>' tour at the neptune. A night of mirth and laughter was had by all.

It was very good, I went to that one too.... it was more than good, I laughed my testicles off for most of the performance of that production. Some other shows there caused a large amount of mirth, but for completely different reasons

Bernard Wrighton was my favourite. "My mother in-law, I wouldn't say she's tight, in fact, she's very generous, she bought us loads of lovely wedding presents!"

Gawd... it's like first rehearsals at the Neptune on Hanover Street in here sometimes.

(tiggy will get that )

I certainly do. I went to see Steve Coogan during his 'Bag o <deleted>' tour at the neptune. A night of mirth and laughter was had by all.

It was very good, I went to that one too.... it was more than good, I laughed my testicles off for most of the performance of that production. Some other shows there caused a large amount of mirth, but for completely different reasons

Bernard Wrighton was my favourite. "My mother in-law, I wouldn't say she's tight, in fact, she's very generous, she bought us loads of lovely wedding presents!"

Classic.

So, a Rabbi, an Iman, and a Catholic Priest all go into a bar.

They leave the next morning with a deeper understanding of each other's religions.

Thank you Bernard Wrighton!!

Two nuns in a bath. One says 'where's the soap?' The other one says 'It's behind you in the soap tray, are you blind?'

Brill!

I just posted this in another thread, and thought, WOW!

"What a wild future today is!"

I am the original b1tch, I am the original ho (yeah, yeah)

I am the girl that you just won't admit you adore

(You know you love me)

From ESTHERO,O.G. Bitch

I am the original b1tch, I am the original ho (yeah, yeah)

I am the girl that you just won't admit you adore

(You know you love me)

From ESTHERO,O.G. Bitch

Bambi, how very interesting!

Are we meant to be original here?????

How's bout this one?

"I have no chin hairs, that's a good thing!"

I just posted this in another thread, and thought, WOW!

"What a wild future today is!"

Do you remember "Tomorrows World" Tiggy.

By now we should be walking around in air-con suits and travelling by personal rocket jet packs.

CD's are indestructible too !!!!

When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: and then when I grew up, they put me in Bedlam.

confucious says:

Squirrel who run up woman's leg not find nuts.

Man who go to bed with hard problem wake up with solution in hand.

Man who go to bed with hard problem wake up with solution in hand.

Man who go to bed with itchy arse wake up with smelly finger !

He who sneezes without a handkerchief takes matters into his own hands.

When you're ready to learn, I'll teach !

The heart of the problem is the problem of the heart.

Why does shaving get more difficult the older you get?

I got my new passport today so...

"Passport photos are what people really look like!"

Not in Thailand.

I got my new passport today so...

"Passport photos are what people really look like!"

Not in Thailand.

And pray tell, why is that?

I got my new passport today so...

"Passport photos are what people really look like!"

Not in Thailand.

And pray tell, why is that?

All the times I've been photographed for passport/VISA here I've had to walk into the computer-section and stop them from touching up my pics. I'm missing for instance a scar on my last pics...

I got my new passport today so...

"Passport photos are what people really look like!"

Not in Thailand.

And pray tell, why is that?

All the times I've been photographed for passport/VISA here I've had to walk into the computer-section and stop them from touching up my pics. I'm missing for instance a scar on my last pics...

Oh, please tell me where you went, TAWP.

Mind you, with my new Robski makeover, I look pretty good, if I do say so myself.

Where's the corkscrew? - that's about as profound as I get

I got my new passport today so...

"Passport photos are what people really look like!"

Not in Thailand.

And pray tell, why is that?

All the times I've been photographed for passport/VISA here I've had to walk into the computer-section and stop them from touching up my pics. I'm missing for instance a scar on my last pics...

Oh, please tell me where you went, TAWP.

Mind you, with my new Robski makeover, I look pretty good, if I do say so myself.

You certainly do Jet, you certainly do...

Here i go

this is some of the personal believe and something like my code of life .

" imperfection is beauty "

" love takes time "

" save not what you spend , spend not what you save "

" life is as wonderful if you think so "

" don't bullshit me if you are selling me at a lost "

" there is no right or wrong , just where and when "

Hope you enjoy have a nice day

But you didn't write them.

you meant the above POST ?

Those are all written by me .

" imperfection is beauty "

" love takes time "

" save not what you spend , spend not what you save "

" life is as wonderful if you think so "

" don't bullshit me if you are selling me at a lost "

" there is no right or wrong , just where and when "

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if you wanna use it rem to credit me ok whahhahahah

Thnkas for using your 1000 post on me

It's just that they don't sound original. I like some of them a lot...

Thnkas for using your 1000 post on me

Actually, that was post 999. This is post 1000: http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/index.php?ac...amp;pid=1202922

I use simple words

so nothing fancy on the words . and like ti keep it simple

My personal fav is

" imperfection is beauty "

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