When you want to sell jewelry but don't have a model

 

 

when a normal cuppa just won't do....

when a normal cuppa just won't do....

Tea and cake, mmmmmm doesn’t get any better than this !!

18 minutes ago, ChipButty said:

when a normal cuppa just won't do....

The odd thing is, it's not even a translation querk:

http://pharmacy-new.org/urinal-drink-12-sachets

2 minutes ago, Andrew Dwyer said:

Tea and cake, mmmmmm doesn’t get any better than this !!

Beats Mr Kipling hands down.

Yes, really awkward to use these, I find if you come in from the side you get the least backsplash !!

Just now, Andrew Dwyer said:

Yes, really awkward to use these, I find if you come in from the side you get the least backsplash !!

Worst case of blow-back ever.

2 minutes ago, Andrew Dwyer said:

Yes, really awkward to use these, I find if you come in from the side you get the least backsplash !!

Just for a moment - seeing the 'Dyson Airblade' logo, I thought it wuz fer dryin' me @rse!

 

But I can't see how to use the damn thing. Does one rest one's Todger on the....err... lip, as it were?

 

Or am I thinking of summat else....?

 

"Answers on a postcard etc"

 

Just for a moment - seeing the 'Dyson Airblade' logo, I thought it wuz fer dryin' me @rse!
 
But I can't see how to use the damn thing. Does one rest one's Todger on the....err... lip, as it were?
 
Or am I thinking of summat else....?
 
"Answers on a postcard etc"
 

Resting it on the lip seems like a good idea [emoji51]

I found the main problem is when you approach with your todger a burst of air is released, presumably to fragrance the area, but this air is very strong and can cause pain to the sensitive parts.
A system I’ve adopted is by using thrusting movements you can relieve yourself intermittently before the sensor causes the air to be released.

With practice, and a few good hip movements you can relieve yourself without any splashback whatsoever !!

Generally people entering the restroom while I am engaging in this procedure find it so inventive that they usually retreat to inform their friends of the marvellous discovery , on many occasions it appears that their friends are also restaurant security !!

“ and that old sheet you slept in when you went on that bender in Italy “

Probably the only drawback is coming home with a milkshake when you only went out for a pint of milk.

 

Don’t talk to me about sofistication, I’ve been to Leeds !! [emoji23]

Sometimes it is really difficult to tell one's arse from one's elbow.