Damn !!
Now I needs some chicken !!

 

Bob and Alfred having a bad day

( do they even have turtles in Canada ?? )

Not really humorous, but ...

S.H.I.T. - An interesting fact.

Manure : In the 16th and 17th centuries, everything for export had to be transported by ship. It was also before the invention of commercial fertilizers, so large shipments of manure were quite common.

It was shipped dry, because in dry form it weighed a lot less than when wet, but once water (at sea) hit it, not only did it become heavier, but the process of fermentation began again, of which a by-product is methane gas. As the stuff was stored below decks in bundles you can see what could (and did) happen.  Methane began to build up below decks and the first time someone came below at night with a lantern, BOOOOM!

Several ships were destroyed in this manner before it was determined just what was happening

After that, the bundles of manure were always stamped with the instruction ' Stow high in transit ' on them, which meant for the sailors to stow it high enough off the lower decks so that any water that came into the hold would not touch this "volatile" cargo and start the production of methane.

Thus evolved the term ' S.H.I.T ' , (Stow High In Transit)  it was stamped on all the bundles …………. “So it’s really not a swear word” which has come down through the centuries and is in use to this very day.

 

 

The Scots have nailed it this time , welcome to the hangover helpline !!

Subtitles came in handy on this one [emoji6]

Funny as !!

Met a few of these !!

“Snooze you lose”.........your no claims bonus !!

Boris trying to justify why we should leave the EU , but he hadn’t bargained on the oppositions reasoning ????