fangless Posted October 12, 2021 Share Posted October 12, 2021 1 hour ago, ravip said: "Ode to the Spell Checker!" Eye halve a spelling chequer It came with my pea sea It plainly marques four my revue Miss steaks eye kin knot sea. Eye strike a key and type a word And weight four it two say Weather eye am wrong oar write It shows me strait a weigh. As soon as a mist ache is maid It nose bee fore two long And eye can put the error rite Its rare lea ever wrong. Eye have run this poem threw it I am shore your pleased two no Its letter perfect awl the weigh My chequer tolled me sew. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ballpoint Posted October 12, 2021 Share Posted October 12, 2021 5 hours ago, fangless said: Did Rosemary mint that sparsley thought out answer for you? ???? I thought it was rather sage advice. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fangless Posted October 12, 2021 Share Posted October 12, 2021 (edited) 1 hour ago, ballpoint said: I thought it was rather sage advice. I was going to suggest you get stuffed, with the spice of life, but I don't want you getting too full of yourself or getting to feel a right turkey! ???? Edited October 12, 2021 by fangless little smiley added; don't want your feathers getting ruffled now do we? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post chickenslegs Posted October 12, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted October 12, 2021 (edited) My lovely wife has just turned 50 years old. She's still in good shape, except for a bit of arthritis in her knees. But, knees apart, she's still great fun. Edited October 12, 2021 by chickenslegs spling 5 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post ballpoint Posted October 13, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted October 13, 2021 9 hours ago, fangless said: I was going to suggest you get stuffed, with the spice of life, but I don't want you getting too full of yourself or getting to feel a right turkey! ???? I hope you take the chili reception with the humour it was meant, but I'm not going to curry favour. I suggest your stuffing needs more anise. And vice versa. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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