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Popular Post ballpoint Posted February 2, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted February 2, 2023 A Northern Territory farm hand radio’s back to the farm manager. "Boss, I gotta helluva problem here. I hit a pig with the truck. He's OK, but he's stuck in the roo-bars. The big problem is that he’s wriggling, hollering and squealing so much, I can't get the fecka out." The Manager says, "OK Benji, there's a .303 Rifle behind the truck seat. Take it, shoot the pig twice in the head, and then you'll be able to remove him." Five minutes later, Benji the farm hand calls back, "I did what you said Boss. Took the .303 Rifle from behind the truck seat and I shot the pig twice in the head and removed him from the truck’s roo-bars. So that's ok, but I still can't go on". "Now what's the <deleted> problem"..??? raged the Manager. "Well Boss, it's his big shiny, motor-bike. The flashing blue light is still going and it’s damn stuck under the right-front wheel arch". "Boss, Boss”. . . !? * “You still there boss?” 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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