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Worst Joke Ever 2024

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June 5, 2009 in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!

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And brings sadness to many more of who had though that the Darwin theory was a success.

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After we had been living together for a few weeks, my gf borrowed 50,000 baht from me.

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McDonald’s are now incorporating meat from endangered species into their burgers.

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