Worst Joke Ever 2024

billd766 · July 9

4 hours ago, oxo1947 said:

Looking at that lot, I now feel skinny and a whole lot younger. 🤣

Heart attacks looking for somewhere to happen.

ravip · July 9

A ventriloquist was touring Sweden and was doing a show in a small fishing
town. With his dummy on his lap, he started going through some of his
standard dumb blonde jokes.

After several rounds of joking and laughter, a blonde woman stood up and
started shouting, "I've heard enough of your stupid jokes. What makes you
think you can stereotype Swedish women that way? What does the colour of a
woman's hair have to do with her worth as a human being?

It's men like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in
the community, from reaching our full potential as equal humans. It's people
like you who make others think that all blondes are dumb!

You and your kind continue to pathetically discriminate against, not only
blondes but women in general; all in the name of humour!"

The stunned ventriloquist started to apologise, but the blonde interrupted
and screamed, "Now, YOU stay out of this! I'm talking to that little sh**
sitting on your lap.