Worst Joke Ever 2024

[WorriedNoodle]

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[tifino]

4 minutes ago, tomazbodner said:

well now i've seen'herd everything ???? 

 

[tifino]

I've gained weight... 

 

 

 

[tomazbodner]

[tomazbodner]

 

[ravip]

48 minutes ago, tomazbodner said:

Safety first

 

 

 

 

 

Ingenuity at it's best!

[VBF]

2 hours ago, sanuk711 said:

Thoughts on Toilet walls----------

 

 

 

 

 

One I saw in Atlanta in the 80s:  "If you voted for Reagan, you can't s**t here - your a$$h0le's in Washington" 

To be fair, that could probably apply to any president / prime minister! ????

Edited September 7, 2021 by VBF

[Yellowtail]

3 minutes ago, VBF said:

One I saw in Atlanta in the 80s:  "If you voted for Reagan, you can't s**t here - your a$$h0le's in Washington" 

To be fair, that could probably apply to any president / prime minister! ????

You've only seen that once and only for Reagan?

[sanuk711]

[tifino]

 when 70% is reached... 

 

 

[ballpoint]

2 hours ago, tifino said:

well now i've seen'herd everything ???? 

 

I see why you called it a herd when they're actually sheep.  Discussion of mobs isn't allowed on this forum.

[overherebc]

Spiderman been working from home.

[overherebc]

Joke or scary?

[fangless]

1 hour ago, ballpoint said:

I see why you called it a herd when they're actually sheep.  Discussion of mobs isn't allowed on this forum.

<deleted> Flocking good answer!

Edited September 7, 2021 by fangless

[tifino]

Electric Ave... 

 

 

 

[sanuk711]

[jvs]

[fangless]

1 hour ago, tifino said:

Electric Ave... 

 

 

 

Shocking!

[fangless]

1 hour ago, sanuk711 said:

Will your doctor give you another appointment after that last conversation with him.

[Zyxel]

[sanuk711]

[VBF]

4 hours ago, overherebc said:

Joke or scary?

I know this is a jokes thread, but I'd so like to be that interviewer....but then throwing a moron out of a window is probably "non-PC" in this day and age????

[tifino]

Me with... 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[VBF]

7 hours ago, Yellowtail said:

You've only seen that once and only for Reagan?

You trying to tell me I should get out more?  ????

[billd766]

41 minutes ago, VBF said:

I know this is a jokes thread, but I'd so like to be that interviewer....but then throwing a moron out of a window is probably "non-PC" in this day and age????

But it would be so satisfying.

[VocalNeal]

4 hours ago, tifino said:

Electric Ave... 

 

 

 

Damn. I was going to rock down there!

[Zyxel]

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