Weird: People in my office have started naming the food in the company fridge.
Today I ate a tuna sandwich named Kevin.

There's a special place in Hull reserved for the inventor of autocorrect.

Hate to break it to you Yogi, but half of all bears are smarter than the average bear.

God and an Angel were creating Bees:
God sternly said “Make sure to have them be an important part in pollination”.
“Ok boss will do”. Replied the Angel.
Then God said “Have them fly with little wings and a sting in their tail”.
“Excellent idea my Lord” Agreed the Angel.
Then God said Excitedly “Oh oh and give them the greatest knees ever!”.

I’m looking for somewhere to stay temporarily while I recover from a rather nasty injury that happened just before I became homeless.
What happened was my wife told me to go to the chemist’s and get some of those pills that might reawaken the part that has been inactive for a while now.
So I did and the last thing I seem to remember was handing her the big box of slimming pills ….

Change.org petition for Putin to invade Ukraine as soon as possible has 2 signatures so far..

Boris Johnson
Prince Andrew

A Woman Sends a Text to Her Husband
“Honey, don't forget to buy BREAD when you come home from work, and your girlfriend Valerie greets you.”
Husband: Who is Valerie?
Wife: Nobody, I just wanted you to answer, to have confirmation that you saw my text.
Husband: But I’m with Valerie right now, I thought you saw me?
Wife: What??! Where are you?
Husband: Near the bakery.
Wife: Wait, I’m coming right now!
After 5 minutes, his wife sends a message:
Wife: I’m at the bakery, where are you?
Husband: I’m at work. Now that you’re at the bakery , buy the bread !

Breaking news.

Novak Djokovic's brother Doubilvak Djokovic is issued holiday visa for Australia.

Australia starts new waiting system on visa scrutiny.

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