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3 hours ago, roo860 said:

He'd really be galloping to the toilet.

 

 

'Excuse me, please pass the horse.'

On 9/10/2022 at 9:48 PM, sanuk711 said:

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เปิดแอร์ลดโลกร้อน.

 

    Turn on the a/c to reduce global warming.

 

Bosnian genius from about 5-10 years back...

A man in London walked into the produce section of his local Tesco supermarket and asked to buy half a head of cabbage.

The boy working in that department told him that they only sold whole heads of cabbage. The man was insistent that the boy ask the manager about the matter.

Walking into the back room, the boy said to the manager, "Some old <deleted> wants to buy a half a head of cabbage."

As he finished his sentence, he turned around to find that the man was standing right behind him, so he quickly added, "and this gentleman kindly offered to buy the other half."

The manager approved the deal and the man went on his way.

Later, the manager said to the boy, "I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier, we like people who can think on their feet here, where are you from son?"

"New Zealand, Sir" the boy replied.

"Why did you leave New Zealand ?" the manager asked.

The boy said, "Sir, there's nothing but prostitutes and rugby players there.

"Is that right?" replied the manager," My wife is from New Zealand!"

"Really?" replied the boy, "Who did she play for?"

*Comfortable attitude at Old Age*

I asked one of my friends who has crossed 60 & is heading to 70. 
> What sort of change he is feeling in him?
 

> 1) After loving my parents, my siblings, my spouse, my children, my friends, *now I have started loving myself.*
> 2) I just realised that I am not *“Atlas”*. The world does not rest on my shoulders.
> 3) I now stopped bargaining with vegetables & fruits vendors. 
> After all, a few Rupees more is not going to burn a hole in my pocket *but it might help the poor fellow save for his daughter’s school fees.*
> 4) I pay the taxi driver without waiting for the change. The extra money might bring a smile on his face. *After all he is toiling much harder for a living than me*
> 5) I stopped telling the elderly that they've already narrated that story many times. *After all, the story makes them walk down the memory lane & re-live the past.*
> 6) I have learnt not to correct people even when I know they are wrong. After all, the onus of making everyone perfect is not on me. *Peace is more precious than perfection.*
> 7) *I give compliments freely & generously.* After all it's a mood enhancer not only for the recipient, but also for me I have learnt not to bother about a crease or a spot on my shirt. 
> *After all, personality speaks louder than appearances.*
> 9) I walk away from people who don't value me. *After all, they might not know my worth, but I do.*
> 10) I remain cool when someone plays dirty politics to outrun me in the rat race. *After all, I am not a rat & neither am I in any race.*
> 11) I am learning not to be embarrassed by my emotions. *After all, it's my emotions that make me human.*
> 12) *I have learnt that its better to drop the ego than to break a relationship. After all, my ego will keep me aloof whereas with relationships I will never be alone*.
> 13) I have learnt to live each day as if it's the last. *After all, it might be the last.*
> 14) I am doing what makes me happy. *After all, I am responsible for my happiness, and I owe it to me.*

> I decided to send this to many, because why do we have to wait for so long, why can't we practice this at any stage and age...
 

14 hours ago, roo860 said:

Probably had the gallops.