2 hours ago, dcsw53 said:

Only If he can hang out that long without any reduction in his outgoings!

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Not all change is progress

 

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2 hours ago, dcsw53 said:

I think she means she tests and exercises their joysticks inside or near the cockpit!

 

PS; In civilian airline parlance an "ejection seat" is a well known euphemism for the above aircrew interactions!

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1 minute ago, sanuk711 said:

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But Gee man does that entitle him to claim a "hole in one"?

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7 minutes ago, sanuk711 said:

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They say, 85% of women cheat but do they not realize that the real answer is 100% as all women cheat!

1 hour ago, sanuk711 said:

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It was an accident. It just slipped in while we were talking. 

3 minutes ago, GarryP said:

It was an accident. It just slipped in while we were talking. 

If you were talking to her how did your tongue slip in or are you just being a very good cunnilinguist. 

1 hour ago, sanuk711 said:

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Or to use my "permanent marker" to find the so called "G-Spot" anymore!

It seems she is now marked for life in places I cannot get into!

I welcome the chance to sit down. Those medals are heavy. And that ropey thing is solid gold. Legs are not getting any younger.

 

 

No idea why, but this popped into my field of view today.

 

 

I have milk in my fridge which has seen two Prime Ministers, two Monarchs and two Chelsea managers.

 

Hoorah! The laughter emoji has been returned. Someone has listened to the members.

7 hours ago, chickenslegs said:

Hoorah! The laughter emoji has been returned. Someone has listened to the members.

Yes, twas a wee bit difficult to express an appreciation for those deranged folkes who post the jokes. ????

8 hours ago, chickenslegs said:

Hoorah! The laughter emoji has been returned. Someone has listened to the members.

Now we need a DISLIKE emoji, not just LIKE & LOVE & LAUGH.

22 minutes ago, dcsw53 said:

Boo Hoo i don't get it. ????

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