5 minutes ago, roo860 said:

That is a big old axe!I would prefer she use a smaller one.

 

3 hours ago, ballpoint said:

I can and do. ????

 

                                             The Last Shift Office Chair 

"A programmer’s wife asks him, 'Would you go to the shop and pick up a loaf of bread? And if they have eggs, get a dozen.' The programmer goes to the store and returns home with 12 loaves of bread. 'They had eggs,' he explained."

Three engineering students were gathered together to discuss the possible designers of the human body. One said, "It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints." Another said, "No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections." The last said, "Actually it was a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?"

Seems you can bring the scammer out of Nigeria.