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Worst Joke Ever 2026

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14 hours ago, chickenslegs said:

An actor friend of mine just got a part in the Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs panto.

But it wasn’t the part he wanted.

He isn’t happy.

Just tell him he's way too Grumpy ????

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53 minutes ago, VBF said:

Just tell him he's way too Grumpy ????

And there I was expecting a Dopey answer!

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5 hours ago, ballpoint said:

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No triple "A" (AAA) comments on their FB page then!

I hope they do not charge to enter, if so - shocking!

 

PS: Do they have Cells all-round the country or just local circuits?

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5 hours ago, ballpoint said:

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Oh dear!

is he about to become a "John Doe"?

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5 hours ago, ballpoint said:

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What is their beef and why are they grilling her about it.

Where is the milk of human kindness when it is needed?

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2 hours ago, DezLez said:

And there I was expecting a Dopey answer!

Tell us what you really think, Doc. Don't be Bashful.

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2 hours ago, DezLez said:

No triple "A" (AAA) comments on their FB page then!

I hope they do not charge to enter, if so - shocking!

 

PS: Do they have Cells all-round the country or just local circuits?

Battery will get you nowhere.

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2 hours ago, ballpoint said:

Tell us what you really think, Doc. Don't be Bashful.

Sorry about my delayed response, as I have had a long sleep recently.  

My Doc told me that I would get Grumpy, and not Happy, but very Sleepy and Bashful if I got too Dopey as I would then become very Sneezy!

2 hours ago, ballpoint said:

Battery will get you nowhere.

Guilty as charged!

But on a less than positive note I believe your comments to be very negative!

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Like most posters on AN this joke has kept us poles apart.

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31 minutes ago, DezLez said:

Sorry about my delayed response, as I have had a long sleep recently.  

My Doc told me that I would get Grumpy, and not Happy, but very Sleepy and Bashful if I got too Dopey as I would then become very Sneezy!

I know very little about dwarfs, but if you're feeling sleepy I hope it's consensual.

28 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

I know very little about dwarfs, but if you're feeling sleepy I hope it's consensual.

They tend to be small and have little feelings!

58 minutes ago, VocalNeal said:

Like most posters on AN this joke has kept us poles apart.

Maybe you are too magnetic and earthy for us all and need to be kept grounded!

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