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Worst Joke Ever 2026

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35 minutes ago, MJCM said:

another confused emoji again. No fun explaining a good joke

I would not bother with an imogi. Thanks for explaining this "good joke"; I looked this guy up; he died in 1995. This might have been funny then, or within a couple of decades.

All the topicals, as we used to say.......

On 3/24/2023 at 8:24 AM, dcsw53 said:

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Can't see it's any funnier than when it popped up on page 1529, and it wasn't then…….

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1 hour ago, isaanistical said:

Can't see it's any funnier than when it popped up on page 1529, and it wasn't then…….

Whereas your contributions to this thread have been hilarious <sarcasm>

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How do you comfort a grammar fanatic?

 

Their, theyre, there.

 

 

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10 hours ago, isaanistical said:

Can't see it's any funnier than when it popped up on page 1529, and it wasn't then…….

We all have an individual sense of humour!

Some people "get a joke" others don't.

Those who really get the joke tend to make a positive response while it is normal for the rest to just ignore it. 

This is meant to be a forum for fun after all!

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2 minutes ago, MJCM said:

How do you comfort a grammar fanatic?

 

Their, theyre, there.

 

 

Are you sure you spelt "theyre" correctly their!

:partytime2:

 

PS;  I think you should have used the word "pedant" in that instance rather than "fanatic"!

44 minutes ago, scottiejohn said:

Now we know the real reason behind emoji posters not being identified, it is to hide their stupidity/ignorance!

Hey, I resemble that remark.????????????

24 minutes ago, scottiejohn said:

PS;  I think you should have used the word "pedant" in that instance rather than "fanatic"!

Or educated????

One for the ex squaddies.

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Paddy and Mick are in the RAF Reg. A bloke with three stripes says to them. I want the height of that flag pole before tea time
They start with the long measuring tape, after 8' it collapsed in a big heap. They continue with long sticks, and tapes nailed to stick. After about two hours of struggling they are attempting to climb up, with a tape in their hands. Along sauntered this gorgeous blonde Corporal. 
What you doing Paddy. 
Trying to get the height of this f...ing pole. With that she gets out a couple of spanners, undoes the bolts at the bottom, and gets them to lie it down. Measures it, and tells them its 8 meters. And walks off.
Paddy looks at Mick and says, bloody typical blonde. Dim as sh  t. 
We wanted the height, and she gives us the length.

2 hours ago, scottiejohn said:

Are you sure you spelt "theyre" correctly their!

:partytime2:

 

PS;  I think you should have used the word "pedant" in that instance rather than "fanatic"!

I prefer to use the word “spelling Police” ????

Do you realize that if you are sitting on the toilet at 11:59PM, and the clock strikes midnight.

 

It’s same <deleted>, different day.

Our local auctioneer has passed away. 
 

He was somewhere around 30? 35? 35? 40.

6 minutes ago, MJCM said:

Our local auctioneer has passed away. 
 

He was somewhere around 30? 35? 35? 40.

Going, going, gone!

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