Skip to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Thailand News and Discussion Forum | ASEANNOW

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

Worst Joke Ever 2026

Featured Replies

  • Replies 84.8k
  • Views 4m
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

Posted Images

  • Popular Post

20230329_065741.jpg

  • Popular Post

A doctor in Dublin wanted to get off work and go fishing, so he approached his assistant .

"Murphy, I am going fishing tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all me patients".

Yes, sir!" answers Murphy.

The doctor goes fishing and returns the following day and asks: "So, Murphy, how was your day?"

Murphy told him that he took care of three patients. "The first one had a headache so he did, I gave him Paracetamol."

"Bravo Murphy lad, and the second one?" asks the doctor.

"The second one had indigestion and I gave him Gaviscon, so I did sir" says Murphy.

"Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?" asks the doctor.

"Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door flies open and a young gorgeous woman bursts in so she does. Like a bolt outta the blue, she tears off her clothes, taking off everything including her bra and her knickers and lies down on the table, and shouts: 'HELP ME for the love of St Patrick! For five years I have not seen any man!'"

"Thunderin' lard Jesus Murphy, what did you do?" asks the doctor

"I put drops in her eyes."

"I don't want to know why you can't. I want to know how you can!"

  • Popular Post

FB_IMG_1679964127472.jpg

  • Popular Post

FB_IMG_1679963609535.jpg

Changed all my passwords to Kenny.  
 

Now all I have are Kenny Loggins.

  • Popular Post

SmartSelect_20230329_110024_WhatsApp.thumb.jpg.37843a28afeaa995ff35905f0e273474.jpg

3 hours ago, ballpoint said:

image.png.ed70273d7d56210fd3cb8955795b2ab3.png

Do you think anyone would fall for that?  I checked online and it's not true, it's her "husband" David! from the village of Little Bottom in Fillet, Herts.

Create an account or sign in to comment

Account

Navigation

Search

Search

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.