13 hours ago, oxo1947 said:

This forum is getting worse (love it :)).

I'm glad our community standards are near rock bottom. 🙂

The following is a courtroom exchange between a defense attorney

and a farmer with a bodily injury claim. It came from a Houston,

Texas insurance agent.

Attorney: "At the scene of the accident, did you tell the constable you had

never felt better in your life?"

Farmer: "That's right."

Attorney: "Well, then, how is it that you are now claiming you were

seriously injured when my client's auto hit your wagon?"

Farmer: "When the constable arrived, he went over to my horse,

who had a broken leg, and shot him. Then he went over to Rover, my

dog, who was all banged up, and shot him. When he asked me how I felt,

I just thought under the circumstances, it was a wise choice of words

to say I've never felt better in my life.