3 hours ago, oxo1947 said:

Why is the guy so short?

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You Told Your Wife You Are Going To Work

 

But you Went To Her Best Friend's House Whose Husband Is A Soldier. 

 

Her Husband Comes Back And You Hid Under The Bed.

 

The Soldier Sends His Wife Off To The Market.

 

While You Are Still Hidding Under The Bed. 

 

You Heard Him Inviting A Lady Over With His Phone

 

The Lady Came

 

Shortly, His Wife Returns That Her Clothes are stained And She Wants To Change Them.

 

Before The Man Opened The Door. 

He Asks The Lady To Hide Under The Bed.

 

Now, the Lady Turns Out To Be Your Wife.

 

And Both Of You Are Looking At Each Other Like Rabbits.

 

In School, We called it REUNION

 

In Social gatherings, we called it GET TOGETHER

 

In Mathematics, we called it Simultaneous Equation 

 

In Psychology, we called it "What goes round comes around"

 

In Chemistry, we called it Chain Reaction 

 

In Economics, we called it Demand and Supply 

 

In Physics, we called it Nuclear Fusion! 

1 hour ago, oxo1947 said:

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What!

You mean they are not virgin goats!

 

God as a kid tries to make a chicken in his room.

 

 

The bozone layer: shielding the rest of the solar system from the Earth’s harmful effects.

 

Each time the click beetle righted itself, Kyle would flip it over again—until something went dreadfully wrong.

 

 

“Boy, there’s sure a lot of sharks around here, aren’t there? … Circling and circling. … THERE GOES ANOTHER ONE! … Killers of the sea … yes siree …”