Did you know that if you type the word "askew" into Google, the display tilts?

 

As I knelt down with a pair of size 4 shoes in front of this sexy blonde in a short skirt, I couldn't resist a quick glance at her knickers.

" Hey cheeky," She said, as she gave me a playful kick. "I bet the only reason you work here is to look up girls skirts isn't it?"

" That's an absolutely ridiculous accusation, Madam," I said sternly, " I don't even work here"......

Little Johnny is sitting in church and getting extremely bored and restless as the preacher's long and dull sermon as it drags on and on.

Not able to take it anymore, he leans over to his dad and whispers in his ear, "Hey,  if we give him the money now, will he let us go?"
 

Teacher: "Johnny, I want you to say a sentence that begins with the letter i"
Little Johnny: "i is..."
Teacher interupts: no Johnny, always say "I am".
Little Johnny: "Ok Miss... i am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

29 minutes ago, dcsw53 said:

The wheel in the back is a Chance Mfg. Skydiver. I moved one back in the '70s for Atlas Greater Shows. 

15 minutes ago, Yellowtail said:

The wheel in the back is a Chance Mfg. Skydiver. I moved one back in the '70s for Atlas Greater Shows. 

I went on this in Aussie many years ago..... Scared the crap outta me, more so when I saw how it was held together with No. 8 wire!