Little Emily went home from school and told her mum that the boys kept asking her to do cartwheels because she's very good at them.

Mum said, "You should say "No", they only want to look at your knickers."

Emily said,

 

"I know they do. That's why I take them off and hide them in my bag first"!

If you go to a Scandinavian bakery you could Finnish a Swedish Danish.

Norway I'd make this up!

 

 

(well someone else did actually)

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I was upstairs in the bath this morning when I thought,
"Does my bath really need an upstairs?"

11:45 Arrive at the crime scene

11:45 Examine body, signs of a struggle

11:45 Found murder weapon in storm drain

11:45 Realise watch is broken

Torment pessimists by topping up their glass while their backs are turned.

1 hour ago, sanuk711 said:

Just a storm in a teacup coming to boiling point without any one stirring anything!

 

27 minutes ago, tomazbodner said:

The Pinto, a subcompact car made by Ford Motor Company, became infamous in the 1970s for bursting into flames if its gas tank was ruptured in a collision. That 's why the flames are going from the back to the front as it is usually the opposite when they are painted on a car.

The undertakers of Bury, Lancs.

 

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