32 minutes ago, GarryP said:

Please, please, please, someone tell me I'm not the only one who doesn't get this!!!! ????

You're not alone!

Is Karl Marx's tomb a communist plot?

Police attending an incident in Stoke returned to their car to find it up on bricks.
Officers are working tirelessly to find the culprit.

A Middle Eastern website has described Geordies as having a "penchant for violence" & Newcastle Upon Tyne as a "remote tribal community" which is worse than Civil War stricken Yemen.
I think that's extremely harsh and unfair,
There are in fact some lovely parts in Yemen, especially down by the coast.

1 hour ago, GarryP said:

Please, please, please, someone tell me I'm not the only one who doesn't get this!!!! ????

I believe it's a quote from Silence of the lambs where the serial killer kept victims in a deep weell.

20 minutes ago, stuarty said:

I believe it's a quote from Silence of the lambs where the serial killer kept victims in a deep weell.

Yeah, that's hilarious....

"My wife got stung by a bee on the forehead, she's in the ER now, her face is all swollen and bruised and she almost died. 

 

Luckily I was close enough to hit the bee with my shovel....

1 hour ago, ballpoint said:

Police attending an incident in Stoke returned to their car to find it up on bricks.
Officers are working tirelessly to find the culprit.

I hope they tread carefully!