Or every other 'prediction' since the 1960's.....

Ve hav ways of making you save ze planet

 

.Does your penis meet the job requirements ? You will need a ruler, protractor, calculato

r (or slide rule or log tables). Calculate your penis satisfaction factor (PSF).

 

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18 hours ago, fangless said:

With the exception of Rocky, I qualify on all the others. ????

57 minutes ago, billd766 said:

With the exception of Rocky, I qualify on all the others. ????

I forgot to mention that they are based my selfies!

Sorry about the poor quality, but it is a few years old,

Fat Farang to Masseuse.........I'm  sorry, I just realized I'm an hour early for my appointment.

 

Masseuse..........No problem, I rub you wrong time....

Gulf War

 

1.     The Government of Ireland announced they had sent a Company of Irish Rangers to the Gulf to join Allied forces. In response, the Government of Mexico acknowledged their arrival but said they had no idea what to do with them.

 

2.     When offered a consignment of wheelbarrows to assist in the movement of ammunition and supplies an Irish commander declined saying that his men were not trained in the use of machinery. 

 

3.     An Irish Armoured Corps tank commander was seriously injured when his head struck the ball cock.

6 hours ago, fangless said:

TO COMPLEMENT YESTERDAY'S OLD TEXTING PUZZLE!

Hard? Looks a bit floppy to me.  Besides, you should see a doctor.  Looks like you've slipped a disk in there.