21 minutes ago, sanuk711 said:

Thai women have a little bit extra!

Not so little in my view!

2 minutes ago, Zyxel said:

I've heard of "pulling the other leg" and "show us a leg" but that is a bit much!

22 minutes ago, sanuk711 said:

Those ice skates can really cut you off in your prime!

People who use selfie sticks really need to have a good, long look at themselves. 

I just burned 2,000 calories.

That’s the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.
 

I was riding a donkey the other day when someone threw a rock at me and I fell off.

I guess I was stoned off my ass.

I got fired from my job as a set designer today.

I left without making a scene.

The world champion tongue twister got arrested.

I hear they’re going to give him a tough sentence.
 

A blind man walked into a bar… and a table… and a chair…

My wife came home from work crying yesterday and asked me to console her.
So I hit her over the head with my Xbox.