3 hours ago, ballpoint said:

I go round to people's houses to ask them whether they would like to try a different type of bread.
I'm a Hovis witness.

Do you have to loaf around like a heel waiting for the odd crumb of comfort or do you sanwitch a few calls together in order to spread your efforts around?

3 hours ago, ballpoint said:

8.  When you make a post and some toothless poster adds some sarcastic comment to your post as if to say "you should have said this as well".  It just proves the new poster can't actually think of his own topics and has to use mine!

????

3 hours ago, ballpoint said:

Old is when….
“Getting lucky” means finding your car in the parking lot.

Or you actually remeber that you have a car!

3 hours ago, ballpoint said:

I assume it will not be on the Virgin label!

3 hours ago, ballpoint said:

If you thought my impression of a fish was good please drop me a line...

Does that post count as "Click Bait" or are you just floundering while trawling around for a response?

51 minutes ago, fangless said:

Does that post count as "Click Bait" or are you just floundering while trawling around for a response?

Well, it certainly got you hooked.

1 hour ago, fangless said:

Are Ikea top of the table or did they assemble at the chaiman's office and settle it there?

I have no idea how they settled it but rumour has it there was a lot of screwing involved.

3 minutes ago, jvs said:

I have no idea how they settled it but rumour has it there was a lot of screwing involved.

Or they just hammered it out jointly beween themselves at asembly!

Thanksgiving Dinner Prayer

A young couple and their 5yr old son were sitting down to Thanksgiving dinner with all the Grandparents, Aunts and Uncles, cousins and friends.

The father asked who would like to say Grace.

His young son spoke up, "I want say the prayer I hear mommy says many many times".

His mother filled with pride, and told him to go ahead.

Every one bowed their heads.

The young boy bowed his head and put his hands together.

With a strong clear voice the boy recited his mother's prayer..

.'Oh God, Oh God, Oh God, Sweet Jesus Yes, Oh God, Don't Stop. ............Amen'

 

This Thanksgiving I have no soda, and that makes me sad.

You could say I’m soda pressed!

Why did the Pilgrims spend their first Thanksgiving eating outside with the Indians?

They didn't have reservations

Thanksgiving chat-up line;

If your left leg is thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas.

Can I visit between the holidays?