The Train Passenger

[mr_hippo]

I was on a train in Glasgow a few yearss ago and a midget got on, a proper little midget with a Bargain Booze carry oot bag.

It was quite busy on the train so his bag could nae go on a seat and I could see him looking up to the overhead rack.

A certain good Samaritan was kind enough to say "would you like me to put that up"..... he said yes, and it was done, but it wasn't upright and through the gap in the bars his half bottle of vodka fell out and smashes on the floor.

He stands up red in the face as the inspector comes along to see what's going on.

The inspector asked if it was his, the midget says "aye...and Ah'm no happy".

Cue for a lone voice from the back of the carriage to say "well....which one are you then?"

[Totster]

:D

[Acquiesce]

The Seven Dwarfs go to the Vatican and, because they have requested an audience, and as they are THE Seven Dwarfs, they are ushered in to see the Pope. Dopey leads the pack Dopey, my son," says the Pope, "what can I do for you?"

Dopey asks, "Excuse me, Your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?"

The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment, and answers, "No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome." In the background a few of the dwarfs start giggling. Dopey turns around and gives them a glare, silencing them.

Dopey turns back, "Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?"

The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe." This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter. Once again, Dopey turns around and silences them with an angry glare.

Dopey turns back and says, "Your extreme holiness! Are there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?" After consulting with his advisors, the Pope responds, "I'm sorry my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world."

The other dwarfs collapse in a heap, rolling, laughing and pounding the floor - tears rolling down their cheeks as they begin chanting:

Dopey shagged a penguin!"

Dopey shagged a penguin!"

Dopey shagged a penguin!"

[mr_hippo]

The seven dwarfs were having a bath and they were all feeling happy: When Happy got out, they all felt grumpy!

[Pink Mist]

The Seven Dwarfs go to the Vatican and, because they have requested an audience, and as they are THE Seven Dwarfs, they are ushered in to see the Pope. Dopey leads the pack Dopey, my son," says the Pope, "what can I do for you?"

Dopey asks, "Excuse me, Your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?"

The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment, and answers, "No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome." In the background a few of the dwarfs start giggling. Dopey turns around and gives them a glare, silencing them.

Dopey turns back, "Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?"

The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe." This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter. Once again, Dopey turns around and silences them with an angry glare.

Dopey turns back and says, "Your extreme holiness! Are there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?" After consulting with his advisors, the Pope responds, "I'm sorry my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world."

The other dwarfs collapse in a heap, rolling, laughing and pounding the floor - tears rolling down their cheeks as they begin chanting:

Dopey shagged a penguin!"

Dopey shagged a penguin!"

Dopey shagged a penguin!"

an oldie but a goodie, still got a giggle from me