4 minutes ago, simon43 said:

As an esteemed member of the 8 dot group, I can let you have a sneek preview of the 9 dot secret society...

 

I think posting a picture of "world" leaders is off topic. That could cost a dot or two.

.... .   .. ...

 

That's the pass phrase that all potential 9 dot members must speak.

 

Anyone able to guess what it says?

30 minutes ago, geronimo said:

A black dot with a white spot in the middle is strictly reserved for those who have a Thai ID card .....

Can I have a bottle of whatever you've been drinking?

 

1 minute ago, simon43 said:

.... .   .. ...

 

That's the pass phrase that all potential 9 dot members must speak.

 

Anyone able to guess what it says?

All for one and one for all?

Just now, bluesofa said:

Can I have a bottle of whatever you've been drinking?

 

It isn't a drink, I'm smoking a plant .....

Of course, TV is just an illusion.  The reality is we're all living inside the dot matrix.

 

Just now, ballpoint said:

Of course, TV is just an illusion.  The reality is we're all living inside the dot matrix.

 

Finally, someone who really understands .......

Geronimo... You and your bloody dots !!

Posted on your thread earlier, then thought to myself, better things to do.

Off i go, long knife across my chair, to cut down some overgrowing greenery.

Stupid me not concentrating, wielding the long knife, then ohh s++t, over goes my chair.

There i am lying on the concrete ( elbow bleeding, hurting like hell ), shouting like a banshee hoping somebody hears me, neighbour comes out to see what Colins shouting about.

He cant get in, goes to find others to help, in about 5 minutes there are about 8/9 people outside.

Call his wife, hells teeth dont do that i am saying, so 3 men have to climb over the spikes on the gate.

They lift me and the chair, go hospital 1 of them is saying, no way, i am ok now, my head, my elbow hurting like hell, but no way am i going to hospital.

After thanking everybody, and opening the gate let them out, i thought to hell with this, back to Thai visa.

Just now, bluesofa said:

Can I have a bottle of whatever you've been drinking?

 

Have two...

 

2 minutes ago, colinneil said:

Geronimo... You and your bloody dots !!

Posted on your thread earlier, then thought to myself, better things to do.

Off i go, long knife across my chair, to cut down some overgrowing greenery.

Stupid me not concentrating, wielding the long knife, then ohh s++t, over goes my chair.

There i am lying on the concrete ( elbow bleeding, hurting like hell ), shouting like a banshee hoping somebody hears me, neighbour comes out to see what Colins shouting about.

He cant get in, goes to find others to help, in about 5 minutes there are about 8/9 people outside.

Call his wife, hells teeth dont do that i am saying, so 3 men have to climb over the spikes on the gate.

They lift me and the chair, go hospital 1 of them is saying, no way, i am ok now, my head, my elbow hurting like hell, but no way am i going to hospital.

After thanking everybody, and opening the gate let them out, i thought to hell with this, back to Thai visa.

You deserve an extra dot for your efforts ......

7 minutes ago, geronimo said:

It isn't a drink, I'm smoking a plant .....

If it's a plant, who put it there?

 

1 minute ago, bluesofa said:

If it's a plant, who put it there?

 

From whence it came, I know not ......

10 minutes ago, geronimo said:

All for one and one for all?

Nope - you need to do a little Googling.

 

Hint - I'm a radio ham ????

6 minutes ago, colinneil said:

Geronimo... You and your bloody dots !!

Posted on your thread earlier, then thought to myself, better things to do.

Off i go, long knife across my chair, to cut down some overgrowing greenery.

Stupid me not concentrating, wielding the long knife, then ohh s++t, over goes my chair.

There i am lying on the concrete ( elbow bleeding, hurting like hell ), shouting like a banshee hoping somebody hears me, neighbour comes out to see what Colins shouting about.

He cant get in, goes to find others to help, in about 5 minutes there are about 8/9 people outside.

Call his wife, hells teeth dont do that i am saying, so 3 men have to climb over the spikes on the gate.

They lift me and the chair, go hospital 1 of them is saying, no way, i am ok now, my head, my elbow hurting like hell, but no way am i going to hospital.

After thanking everybody, and opening the gate let them out, i thought to hell with this, back to Thai visa.

So, if you had stuck with the dot thread, none of this would have happened .....

1 hour ago, geronimo said:

I thought I would start a thread about the little black dots.

I was recently promoted to five dots when I passed the 1000 post milestone.   No special topic from Admin to commemorate the event.   No congratulatory PM from George or Rooster.   NOTHING!!!   Along with the extra dot, I instantly became a 'Super Member'.......and I don't think anyone noticed that achievement either. 

 

But wot bothers me is that a select number of individuals here seem to have unique rankings, such as your very own 'The Eternal Optimist'   I want to know if I can blow my own horn and select a personalised tag, like 'Magnificent Member' or similar.

 

Just coz Jingthing has reached infinite posts doesn't necessarily make his content readworthy.   It should be about quality, not quantity.

 

 

Just now, Radar501 said:

I was recently promoted to five dots when I passed the 1000 post milestone.   No special topic from Admin to commemorate the event.   No congratulatory PM from George or Rooster.   NOTHING!!!   Along with the extra dot, I instantly became a 'Super Member'.......and I don't think anyone noticed that achievement either. 

 

But wot bothers me is that a select number of individuals here seem to have unique rankings, such as your very own 'The Eternal Optimist'   I want to know if I can blow my own horn and select a personalised tag, like 'Magnificent Member' or similar.

 

Just coz Jingthing has reached infinite posts doesn't necessarily make his content readworthy.   It's should be about quality, not quantity.

 

 

Thai Visa is all about freedom of speech and yes, you can select your own tag .....

6 minutes ago, colinneil said:

Geronimo... You and your bloody dots !!

Posted on your thread earlier, then thought to myself, better things to do.

Off i go, long knife across my chair, to cut down some overgrowing greenery.

Stupid me not concentrating, wielding the long knife, then ohh s++t, over goes my chair.

There i am lying on the concrete ( elbow bleeding, hurting like hell ), shouting like a banshee hoping somebody hears me, neighbour comes out to see what Colins shouting about.

He cant get in, goes to find others to help, in about 5 minutes there are about 8/9 people outside.

Call his wife, hells teeth dont do that i am saying, so 3 men have to climb over the spikes on the gate.

They lift me and the chair, go hospital 1 of them is saying, no way, i am ok now, my head, my elbow hurting like hell, but no way am i going to hospital.

After thanking everybody, and opening the gate let them out, i thought to hell with this, back to Thai visa.

So you're a right bleeding poster at the moment then.

Hope you recover OK. I reckon it was some publicity stunt to keeping your posts ahead of me.

It will probably be deleted soon for being OT - not much to do with dots.

10 minutes ago, simon43 said:

Nope - you need to do a little Googling.

 

Hint - I'm a radio ham ????

I'm no vegetarian - I'm a roast ham.

Just now, bluesofa said:

I'm no vegetarian - I'm a roast ham.

That's just gammon talk.

 

not all dots are good dots!!!

1 hour ago, Radar501 said:

 

 

Just coz Jingthing has reached infinite posts doesn't necessarily make his content readworthy.   It should be about quality, not quantity.

 

 

Expect a demotion for that one, some hi-so's are bulletproof. I expect the same for this horrible and offensive post.

13 minutes ago, EVENKEEL said:

Expect a demotion for that one, some hi-so's are bulletproof. I expect the same for this horrible and offensive post.

Hi to one of the very few 5 dotters, glad you like it so much.

4 minutes ago, geronimo said:

Hi to one of the very few 5 dotters, glad you like it so much.

I never knew the system, thanks for the enlightenment. With my high intellect I should be a 6 dotter soon.

Just now, EVENKEEL said:

I never knew the system, thanks for the enlightenment. With my high intellect I should be a 6 dotter soon.

In 3,951 posts you will be. A way to go yet Sir!

I am now ordering the bunting and beer for my soon to be 7th dot party. Just over 30 posts to go!!!!

4 minutes ago, geronimo said:

In 3,951 posts you will be. A way to go yet Sir!

Actually, I think I'm wrong with that calculation ....

3 hours ago, geronimo said:

You're a 6, like me ....

Thanks for the most boring post this week.

2 minutes ago, geronimo said:

Actually, I think I'm wrong with that calculation ....

What wrong is when you start talking to yourself instead of editing your comments.

3 hours ago, geronimo said:

 The Dot System Explained , You're a 6, like me ....

I thought you were in the wrong forum Dot 4 is all you need for brake fluid there is a Dot 5 now.. ????

I love dots