RTAF opens space operations center

[smedly]

1 hour ago, rooster59 said:

RTAF opens space operations center

we all knew it was coming 

 

 

spend more than 24hrs in space and you must fill in a TM30

[smedly]

1 hour ago, PatOngo said:

Another spaced out idea!

someones been sampling the medical skunk I think

 

it was bound to happen

 

space invaders

 

Thailand to be the new "Hub" of space in SEA

Edited August 18, 2019 by smedly

[NCC1701A]

2 hours ago, rooster59 said:

To prepare for the increasing threat from space in the future, the Royal Thai Armed Force (RTAF) has opened a space operations center for the purpose of threat prevention, and enhancing national security in outer space.

Edited August 18, 2019 by NCC1701A

[smedly]

54 minutes ago, Longcut said:

Can this be done using Windows 7? 

only if you have an activation key

[cmsally]

Quote

This is Ground Control to Major Tom
You've really made the grade
And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear
Now it's time to leave the capsule if you dare

Bowie obviously knew a thing or two about Thai politics!

[smedly]

51 minutes ago, brokenbone said:

just like every other nation, down to the typical sub division within air force, for the purpose of the ever increasing

importance of satellites, nothing strange about it.

it was to be expected senile tv members

think they know better,

hense the usual thai bashing re-occurrence

 a true believer, maybe you could volunteer to be Thailands first Astro nut

[NCC1701A]

you know, i was wondering what the giant ramp they are building next to the highway that points straight up was for.

[Fex Bluse]

This does highlight the opinion of many that Thailand has a particular mix of high incompetence and high arrogance. 

 

Countries with much more sophistication don't even worry about things they know they cannot tackle. 

 

But, Thailand as always thinks they can do anything any other country can do. 

[bluesofa]

1 minute ago, NCC1701A said:

you know, i was wondering what the giant ramp they are building next to the highway that points straight up was for.

The launch lunch pad for Somtan 13 - Mission Impossible.

[inactiveposter]

Is there any correlation between the seizure of large quantities of marijuana and drugs, and some of these “impressive” new programs and initiatives?

[smedly]

Hilarious thread LMAO 

[overherebc]

56 minutes ago, bluesofa said:

"At the discretion of the immigration officer' 100 Baht will ensure only one initial report is required.

Just hd a terrible thought. What if it's 'taskable' and can change orbit going a bit north then a bit south and it doesn't tell anyone. 

[bluesofa]

Just now, inactiveposter said:

Is there any correlation between the seizure of large quantities of marijuana and drugs, and some of these “impressive” new programs and initiatives?

The initial testing is showing the results are out of this world - pretty soon-ish.

[DrTuner]

The next frontier of defense against aliens wanting to move into Thailand.

[NCC1701A]

"You fly over Thailand! 1900 baht! Space tourist visa! Wait! Come back!"

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boeing_X-37 

 

[bluesofa]

1 minute ago, overherebc said:

Just hd a terrible thought. What if it's 'taskable' and can change orbit going a bit north then a bit south and it doesn't tell anyone. 

Or, to use the technical phrase - random trajectory.

 

[smedly]

first ladyboy in space 

[Fex Bluse]

2 minutes ago, DrTuner said:

The next frontier of defense against aliens wanting to move into Thailand.

Best post thus far in a thread of pretty good ones. ????

[NCC1701A]

Everyone stop laughing! I did some research and this is serious. they have already built the launch facility.

 

 

[PatOngo]

Locals are beside themselves with excitement!

 

[Fex Bluse]

TAT: Thailand extends visa-on-arrival fee waiver to Indians, Chinese and Space Aliens until 31 October 2019

[smedly]

6 minutes ago, smedly said:

first ladyboy in space 

Visit strange new worlds, seek out new civilizations and boldly go where no ladyboy has gone before

 

sorry can't help myself ????

 

 

[bluesofa]

Oh dear, my aching sides!

 

This has to be the funniest topic this year, for the number of witty & piss-taking comments!

It's only been posted two hours ago and has four pages already.

 

[NCC1701A]

I'm sorry but this is the funnest story on TV in years.

Meanwhile 50 years ago Apollo 11 returns from the moon.

 

[PatOngo]

25 minutes ago, smedly said:

first ladyboy in space 

Contact has failed!

 

[cmsally]

Is number of parachutes according to rank ?

[NCC1701A]

34 minutes ago, smedly said:

first ladyboy in space 

maybe not!

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valentina_Tereshkova

 

 

 

 

 

[Classic Ray]

I always wondered what the RTAF did apart from sitting on the board of Thai Airways (messing that up) and crashing the occasional helicopter.

 

Now I see their true mission lies in exploring the celestial heavens and achieving enlightenment.

 

Expect  a launch soon of Wat Dhammakaya Temple! https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wat_Phra_Dhammakaya

[Oziex1]

1 hour ago, bluesofa said:

They could perhaps employ some of those policemen who about to retire: Pigs In Space!

Space, The Final Inactive Post!

[edwinchester]

Just trying to keep up with the neighbours.

 

Edited August 18, 2019 by edwinchester