Hello Suegha!!!

Nice to have you back, have you enjoy your holidays? I am sure you had...

TLW (nobody cares about it anymore am I right? )

TLW (nobody cares about it anymore am I right? )

I'll get back to you on that one

Good to see you back Tiggy ..... good time?

Exacerbate.

TLW

Thanks for the welcome back. Had a fantastic 3 weeks. Had the pleasure of meeting Bambi in Bangkok on my way home. Fantastic lady, we had a meal and a few drinks and she is just as nice in person as she is on-line.

I was really sorry to be coming home and am now checking diary for the next visit.

ps You may have read in the Samui forum, I also met roo and his wife - also had a meal and a few drinks. Can you spot a trend?

Hello all, I'm back. I missed you all...

Liar, Liar, Tiggy on fire.

We missed you.

i was once told that i am hung like a horse.

That reminds me of a Gorgon Wednesday Girls campfire song, Fluffy:

Does your dong hang low,

does it wobble to and fro,

can you tie it in a knot, can you tie it in a bow,

can you throw it over your shoulder like Athena's stupid soldiers

does your dong hang low...

ding dong TLW

i was once told that i am hung like a horse.

horse.

I agree with that comment and then you should be drawn and quartered too. I think putting the four parts of the body in the far reaches of the kingdom is probably not necessary though.

tlw

Braveheart

i was once told that i am hung like a horse.

That reminds me of a Gorgon Wednesday Girls campfire song, Fluffy:

Does your dong hang low,

does it wobble to and fro,

can you tie it in a knot, can you tie it in a bow,

can you throw it over your shoulder like Athena's stupid soldiers

does your dong hang low...

ding dong TLW

and I always thought you were such a good girl Jettie.... :D

Well, spent nearly 24 hours working saturday and sunday, and I managed to not see a single horse, while running a bar for the general public.

fairly lucrative weekend.

three last words.

lucrative big penii

Well, spent nearly 24 hours working saturday and sunday, and I managed to not see a single horse, while running a bar for the general public.

fairly lucrative weekend.

three last words.

lucrative big penii

You should visit Hua Hin and 'hang out' on the beach that may raise a titter

TLTW

Equus caballus

Well, spent nearly 24 hours working saturday and sunday, and I managed to not see a single horse, while running a bar for the general public.

fairly lucrative weekend.

three last words.

lucrative big penii

You should visit Hua Hin and 'hang out' on the beach that may raise a titter

TLTW

Equus caballus

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I forgot to mention where I was working.

Read the below corrected, so that it might not sound quite so strange:

Well, spent nearly 24 hours working saturday and sunday, running a bar for the general publicat the big races in Newmarket and I managed to not see a single horse,.......

Well, spent nearly 24 hours working saturday and sunday, and I managed to not see a single horse, while running a bar for the general public.

fairly lucrative weekend.

three last words.

lucrative big penii

You should visit Hua Hin and 'hang out' on the beach that may raise a titter

TLTW

Equus caballus

<deleted>.

I forgot to mention where I was working.

Read the below corrected, so that it might not sound quite so strange:

Well, spent nearly 24 hours working saturday and sunday, running a bar for the general public at the big races in Newmarket and I managed to not see a single horse,.......

Well, spent nearly 24 hours working saturday and sunday, running a bar for the general public at the big races in Newmarket and I managed to not see a single horse,.......

Melbourne Cup Melbourne Cup for the race that stops a nation

tlw - Flemington

CB

I've never had any interest in horses or horse racing. The only time I ever backed a horse I wouldn't say it was slow but the jockey kept a diary of the race.

The best thing they ever put on the back of a horse was lady Godiva.

and that must be tlw.

Sounds nice, Kayo, but the last Kentucky Derby race was awestruck awesome. Little foal is in 19th place in a field of 20, straggles along until the final stretch; then the jockey leads him up along the rail, overtakes 17 horses, hangs a right and overtakes #2 and then smackeroonies against the lead horse to speed across the post and win the derby by a length in front of Queen you know who. Best race since Sea Biscuit and Delta Colleen.

Street Sense. TLW.

edited for um clarity of sorts.

Sounds nice, Kayo, but the last Kentucky Derby race was awestruck awesome. Little foal is in 19th place in a field of 20, straggles along until the final stretch; then the jockey leads him up along the rail, overtakes 17 horses, hangs a right and overtakes #2 and then smackeroonies against the lead horse to speed across the post and win the derby by a length in front of Queen you know who. Best race since Sea Biscuit and Delta Colleen.

Street Sense. TLW.

edited for um clarity of sorts.

Kentucky Derby is a horse race is it? Hmm thanks for the clarification, why do they have to wear a derby will a trilby or bowler suffice.

the last word

hattery - it will get you nowhere

CB

I had a good laugh in Bangkok when some street vendors (the ones who look more like incas than Thais) trying to sell me there wares. Firstly none of the 'jewellery' would fit, not made for big farang. They then tried to sell me a hat - size of a monkey hat, black with colourful tassles of wool sewn all over it. And, wait for it, little bells all over it. I tried it on for a laugh, they were realy trying to sell it to me. Can you imagine me wearing that is sunny Liverpool? Bells ringing as I wander...

I had a good laugh in Bangkok when some street vendors (the ones who look more like incas than Thais) trying to sell me there wares. Firstly none of the 'jewellery' would fit, not made for big farang. They then tried to sell me a hat - size of a monkey hat, black with colourful tassles of wool sewn all over it. And, wait for it, little bells all over it. I tried it on for a laugh, they were realy trying to sell it to me. Can you imagine me wearing that is sunny Liverpool? Bells ringing as I wander...

You could always set up a scouser alternative morris dancing troupe. You might get a contract at Anfield for the half time entertainment.

That's entertainment tlw.

I had a good laugh in Bangkok when some street vendors (the ones who look more like incas than Thais) trying to sell me there wares. Firstly none of the 'jewellery' would fit, not made for big farang. They then tried to sell me a hat - size of a monkey hat, black with colourful tassles of wool sewn all over it. And, wait for it, little bells all over it. I tried it on for a laugh, they were realy trying to sell it to me. Can you imagine me wearing that is sunny Liverpool? Bells ringing as I wander...

You could always set up a scouser alternative morris dancing troupe. You might get a contract at Anfield for the half time entertainment.

That's entertainment tlw.

I can only imagine...

I had a good laugh in Bangkok when some street vendors (the ones who look more like incas than Thais) trying to sell me there wares. Firstly none of the 'jewellery' would fit, not made for big farang. They then tried to sell me a hat - size of a monkey hat, black with colourful tassles of wool sewn all over it. And, wait for it, little bells all over it. I tried it on for a laugh, they were realy trying to sell it to me. Can you imagine me wearing that is sunny Liverpool? Bells ringing as I wander...

You could always set up a scouser alternative morris dancing troupe. You might get a contract at Anfield for the half time entertainment.

That's entertainment tlw.

I can only imagine...

Ah the ubiquitous Akha bonnet - yes it is a bonnet not a hat, never ceases to amaze me the number of guys walking around in a ladies hat. Come up to Chiang Mai where every second person in the street/bar is trying to sell you one.

FYI I got a friend of mine one for his birthday and he loves it, calls it his drinking cap and takes it everywhere on his night out. Gets a load of free drinks from drunks who think it's hilarious.

tlw bonnet

CB

Thanks for the info CB. Hmmn, free drinks? Maybe I should have bought one!

ps Bonnet is a much better description.

Thanks for the info CB. Hmmn, free drinks? Maybe I should have bought one!

ps Bonnet is a much better description.

You are most welcome - oddly the Scots refer to the hat they wear as a bonnet also, buit they do wear skirts so could be that they really are a bunch of nancy boys

Wonder where the Dan Sai Kid is?

tlw toppery

CB

Gee I can get the Last Word down here in OZ..LBD

But OZ aint a word even when capitalised.

Capitalised what a capital tlw.

But OZ aint a word even when capitalised.

Capitalised what a capital tlw.

But Oz is a word as in Wizzard of so tlw becomes Wizzard

CB

Yes !!! Wizzard

Love them to bits....Roy Wood a genius

Coppice TLW

Yes !!! Wizzard

Love them to bits....Roy Wood a genius

Coppice TLW

Is he anything like a Tiger Wood?

the last word Tiger

CB

Thanks for the info CB. Hmmn, free drinks? Maybe I should have bought one!

ps Bonnet is a much better description.

You are most welcome - oddly the Scots refer to the hat they wear as a bonnet also, buit they do wear skirts so could be that they really are a bunch of nancy boys

Wonder where the Dan Sai Kid is?

tlw toppery

CB

Whenever I have met a man in a kilt, they could never be referred to as nancy boys! However, calling your hat your bonnett, now that is worthy of derision!

Tiger Wood?

CB

I think Sueghas wife uses those words in bed CB. Careful! He's a wild animal you know?

Tiger Wood?

CB

I think Sueghas wife uses those words in bed CB. Careful! He's a wild animal you know?

I am going to step very carefully around that comment

tlw trepidation

CB

Tiger Wood?

CB

I think Sueghas wife uses those words in bed CB. Careful! He's a wild animal you know?

I am going to step very carefully around that comment

tlw trepidation

CB

Tip toe?

Tulips tlw

Tiger Wood?

CB

I think Sueghas wife uses those words in bed CB. Careful! He's a wild animal you know?

I am going to step very carefully around that comment

tlw trepidation

CB

Tip toe?

Tulips tlw

Herbert Butros Khaury aka Tiny Tim of the Tulips fame

tlw Tulips

CB

That reminds me of an old joke where the tulips are spelled 'Two Lips'...

That reminds me of an old joke where the tulips are spelled 'Two Lips'...

Camel Toe?

Hide this post from Kerry.... something may go off

Dromedary TLW

That reminds me of an old joke where the tulips are spelled 'Two Lips'...

Camel Toe?

Hide this post from Kerry.... something may go off

Dromedary TLW

Camel toe? Is that like club foot?

Bactarian tlw.