That reminds me of an old joke where the tulips are spelled 'Two Lips'...

Camel Toe?

Hide this post from Kerry.... something may go off

Dromedary TLW

Camel toe? Is that like club foot?

Bactarian tlw.

Q: what do you call a camel without a hump?

A: Humphrey

the last word

Humphrey

Wrong forum CB, wrong forum!

Wrong forum CB, wrong forum!

What this is a Humphrey free zone?

Hmm tlw in absentia

CB

Hmm tlw in absentia

CB

That's a small town on one of the Canary Islands isn't it ....... what the he11 are you doing there?

Canary TLW

Ah, 'in absentia', lovely word.

Ah, 'in absentia', lovely word.

Can someone be absent in absentia?

incongruous tlw.

Ah, 'in absentia', lovely word.

Can someone be absent in absentia?

incongruous tlw.

It would be incongruous of you to volunteer to be absent in absentia!

Ah, 'in absentia', lovely word.

Can someone be absent in absentia?

incongruous tlw.

It would be incongruous of you to volunteer to be absent in absentia!

Well that could be not being here atall atall , which is extremely congruous.

Ah, 'in absentia', lovely word.

Can someone be absent in absentia?

incongruous tlw.

It would be incongruous of you to volunteer to be absent in absentia!

Well that could be not being here atall atall , which is extremely congruous.

Not if you are incognito.

Cognito.... a small village in southern Mexico very close to Conspicuous.... but not close enough to get noticed.

You guys really need to brush up on your geography.

Incognito ....... TLW

what r u lads on about???

pshhh... amateurs!

what r u lads on about???

pshhh... amateurs!

Oh yeah, kayo hasn't visited the last word for ages and then comes on saying 'what r u lads on about??? The cheek!

There is also a small indication that he gets paid to do this..... where do I sign

Revenue TLW

I wish i got paid to do this! I could do it alll day and all night!

No, but seriously lads and laddettes, do you even realise how immature and dumb you all appear, by posting incessantly on this thread...

"I've got the last word!", "No! I've got it!", "uh uh! no way dude, the last word is mine!", etc... etc...

I mean, seriously! What the hel_l is wrong with you people?!?! Mature adults my arse.

Anyway, the last word is mine.

No, but seriously lads and laddettes, do you even realise how immature and dumb you all appear, by posting incessantly on this thread...

Of course we do, stupid bloody question.

I spent a long time 'growing up' only to find that a mature outlook and attitude works for a limited set of situations, as long as you can separate and apply your responses in a way that is applicable to the subject at hand, what is the problem.

Serendipity.

TLW

I wish i got paid to do this! I could do it alll day and all night!

Lucky for us you're not , otherwise you probably would.

I wish i got paid to do this! I could do it alll day and all night!

Lucky for us you're not , otherwise you probably would.

I am being paid to do this thanks mainly to an extremely slow project database taking 5 minutes minimum to open a file.

The efficient paperless office? Sheesh, don't make me laugh!

Laugh, tlw.

well it is your choice to keep using your old atari....

Atari? I think this thing is coal fired. The other day I clicked on a file, went for a leak, came back file not open. So I go get a mug of tea, come back, still not open.

Still, looking on the bright side of life, the pay rate is the same for waiting.

Atari? I think this thing is coal fired. The other day I clicked on a file, went for a leak, came back file not open. So I go get a mug of tea, come back, still not open.

Still, looking on the bright side of life, the pay rate is the same for waiting.

My computer is so fast the mouse leaves skid marks on the desk

CB

tlw skidmarks

Atari? I think this thing is coal fired. The other day I clicked on a file, went for a leak, came back file not open. So I go get a mug of tea, come back, still not open.

Still, looking on the bright side of life, the pay rate is the same for waiting.

So it sounds like you might need a colleague.

You know, i can keep an eye on things while you are off making tea, vice versa...

No waiting game should be performed alone. It is a health hazard.

Well here i am in helsinki airport with five hours to kill before the BK flight. I'm not getting paid ( or laid ) so the last word will be mine !!!!!

For five hours anyway

bored tlw.

He should be airborne by now and I am doing another 3am toilet dash (well this is after the even, not before it or during, that could get messy)

Prostate.

TLW

ugh ... I flew through HEL_Lsinkhole once... crappy airport, overpriced drinks, and a shoebox smoking room behind the bar.

Plus, they're all finnish.

ugh.

tlw.

ugh ... I flew through HEL_Lsinkhole once... crappy airport, overpriced drinks, and a shoebox smoking room behind the bar.

Plus, they're all finnish.

ugh.

tlw.

finnish already? I not even start yet, they must have been russian.

ugh ... I flew through HEL_Lsinkhole once... crappy airport, overpriced drinks, and a shoebox smoking room behind the bar.

Plus, they're all finnish.

ugh.

tlw.

finnish already? I not even start yet, they must have been russian.

Groan - the joke is better in Hey you Finnish?

tlw scandinavian

so lettuce wrap this up with my last word:

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so lettuce wrap this up with my last word:

your last word was a smiley?

tlw emoticon

CB

Only fools russ-in. !!

Passed over my favourite Eastern european town tuther day.......Pskov.

Now that's a fine place to live and a great last word.

Only fools russ-in. !!

Passed over my favourite Eastern european town tuther day.......Pskov.

Now that's a fine place to live and a great last word.

Pskov yourself!

Rude rude rude. What will the people who live there say !!!!!

Wanko...................A ladies clothes store in HK

Wanko TLW.