is the "k" a silent one?

" K " ??

SBD, now they're the silent type.

" K " ??

SBD, now they're the silent type.

but deadly

tlw lethal

CB

Enough to knock you off your perch birdman ?

Carp TLW

Enough to knock you off your perch birdman ?

Carp TLW

What fullmoon over now is so you can rejoin the frey?

the last word

frey

CB

Next..................the moon in June.

Next..................the moon in June.

I refuse to be drawn into a rhyming contest with the options being moon, spoon, spitoon, and poon

tlw cartoon

CB

You forgot about balloon.

Baboon.

tlw

You forgot about balloon.

Baboon.

tlw

I was going to use goon or loon but decide on using as tlw buffoon

CB

Buffoon, so soon ! I'm over the moon, it's nearly June.

You forgot about balloon.

Baboon.

tlw

I was going to use goon or loon but decide on using as tlw buffoon

CB

Maybe.

But not anytime soon.

Pentameter.

tlw

make ya mind up......

make ya mind up......

Buck's Fizz.

Crap TLW

make ya mind up......

Buck's Fizz.

Crap TLW

Wasn't Bucks Fizz the UK entrant to the Eurovision Song Contest?

tlw Babycham (spelling?)

CB

make ya mind up......

Buck's Fizz.

Crap TLW

Wasn't Bucks Fizz the UK entrant to the Eurovision Song Contest?

tlw Babycham (spelling?)

CB

Champoo + Orange juice.

For breakfast of course.

btw Brandy + Babycham gets the goirls going quicker.

"Daddy, I have four toys in my Happy Meal!:"

Happy Meal Sold With Pot, Pipe and Lighter.

That's only three toys...

###### luck it wasn't for three little boys otherwise we'd have Rolf bluddy Harris blowing on his didgereedoo.

Any man who can blow his own didereedoo should be on the stage !!

thespians TLW.

Any man who can blow his own didereedoo should be on the stage !!

thespians TLW.

I saw this once in a live show in BKK - was quite disturbing seeing a guy who could blow his own horn

Q: What do you call a didjereedoo that stops working?

A: A didgereedon't

CB (sorry)

tlw - lame

I thought the word was Impotent ?

Limp TLW

I thought the word was Impotent ?

Limp TLW

A flaccid answer

tlw flaccid

CB

Dam-n it.

Foiled again by the long beaked black coated fiend !!

How does one ever get the last word ?

Edgeways.

Dam-n it.

Foiled again by the long beaked black coated fiend !!

How does one ever get the last word ?

You don't

tlw inpediment

CB

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verticality tlw

E

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verticality tlw

Up yours

tlw inserted

CB

E

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verticality tlw

Up yours

tlw inserted

CB

And to the very heights of your own sor.

War breaks out in bedlam............................carnage tlw

War breaks out in bedlam............................carnage tlw

tlw pandemonium - for cleaning pandas but not suitable if they are tagged "dry clean only" in which case use pandemic

CB

last word gets funny!

Unusual