10,000............Not bad fluffy top. But watch out during those runs in the paddock ?

Predator tlw.

10,000 posts eh? If each post only takes on average one minute to type ( rediculously short period I agree, but lets keep it short) that amounts to just under a week of life on Earth.

tlw Earth.

Now there's a great leap of faith....Human ? tlw.

Only five posts today, well six including this, must be a real slow news day.

Cheer up, only four days to the weekend.

Weekend tlw.

Sadly many on here are destined for a weakend !!!

( Do little blue pills work on pink Hefferlumps? The world should be told )

Limp tlw.

10,000 POSTS! mate, not years. I'll have you know my tackle is in perfect working order

Ever had an elephant Growl at you..?

Well, GRRRRRRRRRRRR

Little blue pills, would that be something we kenned you'd need for the weakened weak end over the weekend sir?

My simple and innocent mind doth not comprehend...

Me neither............and I started it.

Well, I'm gonna leave it at 406 for today,

My best mate just sms'd saying he's in England, and specifically, coming to Cambridge to take me out to lunch.

As he';s with his other half, and he has no reason to be in england except me, his best mate, I feel it's gonna be one of them convo's about rings and ceremonies, which will mean I'll have to come up with a best man speech celebrating that another of my mates bites the bullet to the fairer sex, but hey...

Laters amigo's

406 like the peugot, Peugot, TLW

Good luck with speech.

Good luck with the French car !!!

Good luck with the French car !!!

Yeah, unreliable heaps of tosh!

Yeah and their car's are crap too !!

Wellington tlw

Yeah and their car's are crap too !!

Wellington tlw

Very clever.

1812

What have the french given the world? What is their contribution?

Erm, the 2CV?

That would be the last word in vinyl-roofed cars.

All I want for Christmas is the last word

I'm sure ( at the risk of being repetitive ) you'll get it.

Maybe tlw.

Only 210 days to Christmas.

But this is no joke, last weekend in a shopping mall in KL they were playing Good King Wenceslas!

According to the Telly last night, it was 7 degrees at the test match in the UK and play was stopped by hail !!!!

Xmas has come early tlw

( sorry for using " the " twice )

According to the Telly last night, it was 7 degrees at the test match in the UK and play was stopped by hail !!!!

Xmas has come early tlw

( sorry for using " the " twice )

That's OK we'll forgive you.

That is a perfect example of British weather, everywhere else in the world has a climate but Britain has weather. It was introduced after the war to give the people something to complain about and take their minds of the fact that there was nothing to eat.

Another use for British weather is to give British farmers an excuse to up the prices.

The winter is always too wet/dry/warm/cold* and is followed by spring which as always too wet/dry/warm/cold* and then comes the summer which is always too wet/dry/warm/cold* and finally autumn (fall) which is always too wet/dry/warm/cold*.

* delete as appropriate.

appropriately appropriate is tlw.

Have been offline doing real work - how annoying

I just read some of the posts that I missed and realised I had missed nothing

tlw scintillating

Under new rules CB, that's your lot in Bedlem. Any further feeble attempts at getting TLW will be deemed repetitious, and some form of Board Inquisitor ( or <deleted> ) will come down heavy on your Perch.

Warned tlw.

what, like this?

three-hundred-ninety-six

TLW

Under new rules CB, that's your lot in Bedlem. Any further feeble attempts at getting TLW will be deemed repetitious, and some form of Board Inquisitor ( or <deleted> ) will come down heavy on your Perch.

Warned tlw.

I must be missing something about this post but not to worry

tlw <deleted>

Just because you once had a relationship with Clint Eastwood will not save you Birdman. If the T.W.A.T.s are out to get you, you're...........................

toast tlw.

( sorry three you's )

Limpy, what drugs are you taking, and may I have some?

According to the Telly last night, it was 7 degrees at the test match in the UK and play was stopped by hail !!!!

Xmas has come early tlw

( sorry for using " the " twice )

That's OK we'll forgive you.

That is a perfect example of British weather, everywhere else in the world has a climate but Britain has weather. It was introduced after the war to give the people something to complain about and take their minds of the fact that there was nothing to eat.

Another use for British weather is to give British farmers an excuse to up the prices.

The winter is always too wet/dry/warm/cold* and is followed by spring which as always too wet/dry/warm/cold* and then comes the summer which is always too wet/dry/warm/cold* and finally autumn (fall) which is always too wet/dry/warm/cold*.

* delete as appropriate.

appropriately appropriate is tlw.

When I was last in Samui I was chatting to a guy who had pretty good English. He was asking me all about the UK, how big, how many people, etc. Then he asked a corker "So when's your rainy season?" He looked surprised when we tried to tell him, anytime, sometime, all the time, never...

scottish rainy season runs from January to December...

scottish rainy season runs from January to December...

And for the rest it has intermittent showers

tlw inclement

CB