scottish rainy season runs from January to December...

And for the rest it has intermittent showers

tlw inclement

CB

However, it may stop raining for a month - and then rain for a month!

freezing cold and sideways rain today in Aberdeen

btw, whatever happened to the Rain thread...

If you're in Aberdeen what do you care ? You live the rain thread.

Well, it's sunny here in 'Sunny Liverpool'!

now that's not fair, there was a 20 minute window the other week where the weather wasn't completely <deleted>...

...but we had a monsoon yesterday...

where was your monsoon?

where was your monsoon?

Sunny Liverpool when it was dark and dreary!

yeah, but I think you have better weather today. This'll be us for the summer...

yeah, but I think you have better weather today. This'll be us for the summer...

Oh maybe, just maybe...

TLW.

The Last Weather

Kayo.

Well said sir !! ( it was nice on sunday )

No more lame repetitive weather threads. It's just too hot and humid here to read them.

Humidity tlw.

You need a dehumidifier.

Arid tlw

Yessssssss That would lift the depression.

Suicidal tlw.

Yessssssss That would lift the depression.

Suicidal tlw.

The world has climate and the English have the weather - that's so they will have something to talk about.

tlw aardvark

We Brits gave weather to the world !!!

Before us there was none.................

( aardvark ? is that a vark with a knife ? )

Despot tlw.

We Brits gave weather to the world !!!

Before us there was none.................

( aardvark ? is that a vark with a knife ? )

Despot tlw.

And the rest of the world wants to give it back.

tlw zurgoblasticial

But now the sun ( which we invented ) has set over the Empire ( all the pink bits on the map bar Hefferlumps ), you can't just give it back. Who would you give it back to ?

Far better to wait until that nice Mr Geldof ( Irish ) or that nice Mr Bono ( mmmmmm also Irish ) save the world. Then perhaps you can give it back to them !! ( after that nice Mr Muggabe has had his share of course ).

Jingoism tlw.

But now the sun ( which we invented ) has set over the Empire ( all the pink bits on the map bar Hefferlumps ), you can't just give it back. Who would you give it back to ?

Far better to wait until that nice Mr Geldof ( Irish ) or that nice Mr Bono ( mmmmmm also Irish ) save the world. Then perhaps you can give it back to them !! ( after that nice Mr Muggabe has had his share of course ).

Jingoism tlw.

I never understood why the brits wanted to paint the world pink? Product of Public School education with an Oxford/Cambridge degree before going into the civil service as a lacy panty wearing butt bandit?

tlw colonials

Hard to argue with the truth.

Snookered tlw.

Hard to argue with the truth.

Snookered tlw.

I was wondering if pocket billiards was more your style

tlw 8 Ball

You evil fiend. Are there no secrets to be had in Bedlam ?

Crossdressing tlw.

The last post was "Z" cars, this one's cracked it. If there is any decency amongst you, the last word is mineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

The last post was "Z" cars, this one's cracked it. If there is any decency amongst you, the last word is mineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Ok sure the last word is yours

tlw indecent

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I will be out the Office for the following 8 hours due to work

Kindly leave any messages in the Textbox Reply Thread and I shall endeavour to reply later this day.

Thanks you,

TLW admin

How can you be admin? Elephants can't hold a pen.

The last post was "Z" cars, this one's cracked it. If there is any decency amongst you, the last word is mineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

I thought we were leaving the last word to you? I did the right thing but apparently others won't follow my example.

sigh - the world is not a polite place

tlw considerate

How can you be admin? Elephants can't hold a pen.

They can hold a pen in the tip of their trunk! It's typing they find difficult...

How can you be admin? Elephants can't hold a pen.

They can hold a pen in the tip of their trunk! It's typing they find difficult...

At the current tally of 9,627 posts he seems to have overcome that difficulty

tlw dexterity

How can you be admin? Elephants can't hold a pen.

They can hold a pen in the tip of their trunk! It's typing they find difficult...

At the current tally of 9,627 posts he seems to have overcome that difficulty

tlw dexterity

Maybe he has 'voice activated type' software? Yeah, that's why he has so many posts!