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Fer sure, Mercury in retrograde. Reel in the fishies. And bring me a blanket.

Makes sense - communication problems.

I thought the wolf was keeping you warm - I have to turn on the A/C here just a bit hot outside to work without it

tlw climate

Mercury in retrograde? It freezes at minus 38 degrees F at that temperature you'll need more than a blanket or a lupine hot water bottle.

freeze tlw

As I really didn't understand what was going on, I lurked.

As bugger all happened during the lurk, I have dived in for TLW.

Cool.

I only briefly scanned this thread today, but I gather that Masonic Stockings are cool on snakes wiuth handbags?

No. Tresses shed yesterday. Handbag needs to be replaced. Don't do masonics. I'm replaying the Walk the Line movie; I do like their rendition of Jackson.

We got married in a fever.

Fever. And I'm still cold.

I must admit to liking that girl Greasey Servingspoon.

Last night it was a choice between Legally Blondie Two or Lawrence of Arabia.

Being an aficionado of the silver screen, I of course prevailed over the wife's choice......Legally Blondie it was.

Cracking tlw

Legally Blond I was pretty funny. too.

Reese in a Peanut Butter Cup.

I'd prefer Reese in a peanut butter sandwich

tlw Rrrrrrrrrrrrrr

I only briefly scanned this thread today, but I gather that Masonic Stockings are cool on snakes wiuth handbags?

you hit the nail on the head kayo...your eye for fashion and trends is beyond me, however an elephant in that attire may cause some odd looks?

tlw. trendy masonic elephants

I only briefly scanned this thread today, but I gather that Masonic Stockings are cool on snakes wiuth handbags?

you hit the nail on the head kayo...your eye for fashion and trends is beyond me, however an elephant in that attire may cause some odd looks?

tlw. trendy masonic elephants

Kayo would be the one doing the masonic trunk shake

tlw secret society

Where would a masonic hefferlump buy his apron ?

Tents tlw.

Where would a masonic hefferlump buy his apron ?

Tents tlw.

He wouldn't say

tlw - one trouser leg rolled up, one trouser leg rolled down, masonic handshakes all around.

You're a poet and you don't know it.

Keats tlw

You're a poet and you don't know it.

Keats tlw

And every verse is getting worse

tlw doggerel

As Lorne Green was often heard to say in Bonanza;

" Off you go Hoss and learn that new stanza ".

I think I'll go drinking now

Cheers tlw.

A little early isn't it, hope it was coffee.

envy tlw :o

Beer - breakfast of champions

tlw cuppa

God bless Bedlam and all that post there. :o

Beer for breakfast? Bluddy good idea I say.

tlw brainwave

God bless Bedlam and all that post there. :o

Beer for breakfast? Bluddy good idea I say.

tlw brainwave

One time in Australia I did permanent night shift so finished work at 6am. My house had a bus stop out the front so I used to sit out on the front porch with a couple of beers and watch everyone going to work. I used to get some filthy stares from them but hey that was the end of my day not the beginning.

Australian 7 course meal - a meat pie and a six pack of beer. An Australian posh banquet - a meat pie, a lamington cake, and a six pack of beer.

tlw cuisine

Magdalen (sp?) college Oxford used to celebrate May day with early morning capers and stupidity on the rivers. To join in, and promote, the fun the pubs in town used to open between 6 and 8 am. It's real funny staggering out of a pub 8 in the morning and mixing with folk on there way to work. Their sense of humour was not quite on the same level as ours.

:o

Magdalen (sp?) college Oxford used to celebrate May day with early morning capers

:o

What small green buds used in cooking - personally I prefer beer but well you poms are strange folk what with the warm beer and cold pies. No wonder you can't play cricket :D

CB

Magdalen (sp?) college Oxford used to celebrate May day with early morning capers

:o

What small green buds used in cooking - personally I prefer beer but well you poms are strange folk what with the warm beer and cold pies. No wonder you can't play cricket :D

CB

As a person who thinks cricket is 'satan's own sport' I can't understand how anyone would want to play cricket!

Magdalen (sp?) college Oxford used to celebrate May day with early morning capers

:o

What small green buds used in cooking - personally I prefer beer but well you poms are strange folk what with the warm beer and cold pies. No wonder you can't play cricket :D

CB

Capers = Jolly japes, Pranks, Tomfoolery. There was certainly plenty of all three and a few more going on. Virtually every year a few revellers ended up in hospital after jumping off one of the bridges into the river Isis without checking the water depth.

I remember a bunch of punks one year in the back yard of the Turf Tavern eating the heads off the daffodils. The resulting chunders were very floral.

tlw technicolour yawn.

That makes you a silly................

Punt tlw.

That makes you a silly................

Punt tlw.

A line like that could cause a row with the mods :o

tlw oarsome

No rows here. Any Ox-bridge man will tell you he enjoys a good punt. And to say Phil is silly, is a bit like stating the obvious. Hence, the phrase silly ( else he wouldn't be in Bedders ) punter can only be deemed to be an accurate statement.

precision tlw.

Apparently, here in Cambridge, Drinking is no longer allowed on Punts.

There goes most of the clientele then.

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